I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11417. | Leukino (leukino) | 85.32 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 11418. | Andrew (aescay) | 85.32 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 11419. | Kardo (kardoj) | 85.32 | 98% | 2017-12-26 |
| 11420. | ElConquistador13 (strikerfv... | 85.31 | 97% | 2024-09-18 |
| 11421. | Donee (volts5) | 85.31 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11422. | ARLU (frank87) | 85.31 | 99% | 2022-05-07 |
| 11423. | I lost (lxtxmx1) | 85.31 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 11424. | Dino (eastcoastroast) | 85.31 | 100% | 2018-07-07 |
| 11425. | vaibhav (vaibhav6996) | 85.30 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 11426. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 85.30 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 11427. | Adrian (cheeseshrub) | 85.30 | 99% | 2025-06-01 |
| 11428. | Oggers (oggers) | 85.30 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
| 11429. | Mikey (kingmikey) | 85.29 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 11430. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 85.29 | 98% | 2025-06-18 |
| 11431. | vulcan (vulcan1_) | 85.29 | 98% | 2019-09-06 |
| 11432. | lean (bryanlean4) | 85.29 | 98% | 2018-09-10 |
| 11433. | Alex (freeformjazzy) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 11434. | Vishal (vishal__) | 85.28 | 98% | 2022-07-18 |
| 11435. | concheese (concheese) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11436. | Andrew (hurricaneandrewbs) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11437. | Knightheart_650 (knightheart) | 85.27 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 11438. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 85.27 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 11439. | Michael (rhyan172) | 85.27 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 11440. | Captain (captaincustom) | 85.27 | 94% | 2020-05-28 |
| 11441. | Haiman (h41man_01) | 85.27 | 95% | 2022-11-14 |
| 11442. | Martin (martyper) | 85.27 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 11443. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 85.26 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 11444. | sawmearbaqueer (sawmear232) | 85.26 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
| 11445. | Vaurienne (ambybutt) | 85.26 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 11446. | Lachlan (umlach) | 85.26 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |