So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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27412. | aek (aekmrt) | 55.01 | 93% | 2022-12-02 |
27413. | Ash (shadow20001r) | 55.01 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
27414. | Ahmed (uproo) | 55.01 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
27415. | B (kwanyu) | 55.01 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
27416. | And (anitadmhrn) | 55.01 | 96% | 2019-09-02 |
27417. | Sabrina (banana2) | 55.01 | — | 2010-01-24 |
27418. | l3yam134 (byambagg) | 55.01 | 93% | 2018-02-18 |
27419. | Derek (thesilentcloud) | 55.01 | 89% | 2017-01-25 |
27420. | Kim (hypomania9) | 55.01 | 94% | 2016-07-19 |
27421. | kuo (kuowehua) | 55.00 | 98% | 2022-05-13 |
27422. | paskuda (tsoymaksimi) | 55.00 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
27423. | Sajid Ali Lashari (sajidali... | 55.00 | 94% | 2012-01-04 |
27424. | Brian (patsby) | 55.00 | 92% | 2014-04-19 |
27425. | Zul (maniacz013) | 55.00 | 94% | 2012-08-12 |
27426. | Gin (syphilis) | 54.99 | 88% | 2013-12-25 |
27427. | ☺Ballu☺ (puneetno1) | 54.99 | 95% | 2011-07-20 |
27428. | Swifty2997 (swifty2997) | 54.98 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
27429. | Devin (devinlin89) | 54.98 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
27430. | Aiko (aikohonoka) | 54.98 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
27431. | Tâm (xxcysxx) | 54.98 | 98% | 2013-08-23 |
27432. | Vishal (vishal345verma) | 54.98 | 95% | 2017-01-01 |
27433. | mandy (chipmunk1) | 54.98 | — | 2010-03-09 |
27434. | lannie2320 (lannie2320) | 54.97 | 89% | 2016-08-07 |
27435. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 54.97 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
27436. | Ivy (riccia) | 54.97 | 90% | 2014-04-21 |
27437. | Stan (stanfree2) | 54.97 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
27438. | Taylah (username9999) | 54.97 | 92% | 2014-02-15 |
27439. | Louie (canape12) | 54.97 | 91% | 2015-10-27 |
27440. | Roy (roycwc) | 54.97 | — | 2011-01-28 |
27441. | KiWi (captain_kire) | 54.97 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |