So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32384. | RalphieKay (ralphiekay) | 48.07 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
| 32385. | Garvit (garvit509) | 48.07 | 94.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 32386. | do (doduc) | 48.07 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 32387. | megaplex (megaplex2022) | 48.07 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
| 32388. | Don1k (don1k) | 48.07 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 32389. | mout (moutofyou) | 48.07 | 95% | 2014-04-02 |
| 32390. | akm (sadat007) | 48.07 | 96.7% | 2021-02-17 |
| 32391. | Braxton (brontar) | 48.07 | 93% | 2021-03-03 |
| 32392. | bilal (000901) | 48.07 | 93% | 2012-06-19 |
| 32393. | James (veganjames) | 48.06 | 93% | 2019-03-26 |
| 32394. | Ella (avocadough) | 48.06 | 94% | 2022-12-19 |
| 32395. | Anirudh (anirudh06) | 48.06 | 95% | 2020-06-28 |
| 32396. | Juvi (juvi) | 48.06 | 93% | 2015-04-02 |
| 32397. | Anda (dama) | 48.06 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 32398. | Abhilash (abhiiiiter) | 48.05 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 32399. | Arif (arifwcksna) | 48.05 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
| 32400. | Vishal (vis_hal) | 48.04 | 95% | 2019-01-27 |
| 32401. | Johann (sniperflip) | 48.04 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 32402. | Sam (trombonerz) | 48.04 | 95% | 2022-12-07 |
| 32403. | Jakeman90210 (jakeman90210) | 48.04 | 92% | 2013-09-13 |
| 32404. | Ankit (ankit447) | 48.04 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 32405. | vuong (vuongtoan) | 48.04 | — | 2010-06-24 |
| 32406. | Taoufik (jetaofgak) | 48.03 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 32407. | SYAM (syameswar) | 48.03 | 94% | 2023-02-17 |
| 32408. | sharingan22 (sharingan22) | 48.03 | 96.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 32409. | Davit (dyeghiaz) | 48.03 | 92% | 2011-05-06 |
| 32410. | sarbjeet (sarbjeet) | 48.03 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 32411. | kuromi (istrying) | 48.02 | 94.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 32412. | Kiều My (tamarindc) | 48.02 | 97% | 2014-08-10 |
| 32413. | Rosh Hashana (roshhashana) | 48.02 | 88% | 2015-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |