Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5814. | Sebastian (fritani) | 52.77 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 5815. | boop (holloww) | 52.74 | 95% | 2018-01-07 |
| 5816. | Jakub (maciexx88) | 52.73 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
| 5817. | boo (lolitsme) | 52.72 | 94% | 2020-08-24 |
| 5818. | Luis (loureiro11) | 52.72 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 5819. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 52.72 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
| 5820. | Looda (looda) | 52.72 | 92% | 2020-09-12 |
| 5821. | Andor (andor) | 52.71 | 98% | 2019-06-05 |
| 5822. | Isaac (djrock54) | 52.71 | 94% | 2018-06-21 |
| 5823. | Luke (landersan) | 52.69 | 95% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5824. | Kissmark (kissmark) | 52.68 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 5825. | daniel jonatan (agatapouglof) | 52.68 | 98% | 2019-04-23 |
| 5826. | j (j3yl) | 52.67 | 94% | 2020-11-18 |
| 5827. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 52.65 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5828. | Leonardo (juanbabuchas) | 52.64 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 5829. | kamal nath (kamal3772) | 52.64 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 5830. | practicing (mio17) | 52.63 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 5831. | ayush (orange_master) | 52.63 | 94% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5832. | BMO (balot2020) | 52.63 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 5833. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 52.63 | 94% | 2019-11-24 |
| 5834. | Gaurav (yourrace) | 52.62 | 94% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5835. | Signal (signal1) | 52.59 | 99% | 2018-01-11 |
| 5836. | Sanjay (sadhu_sanjay) | 52.56 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| 5837. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 52.55 | 95% | 2019-11-12 |
| 5838. | r (blazinrt) | 52.53 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5839. | Mario (dechene) | 52.51 | 97% | 2017-07-17 |
| 5840. | Surely (surely_) | 52.51 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 5841. | Abum (abum) | 52.50 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
| 5842. | Ata (aajan) | 52.50 | 96% | 2017-08-19 |
| 5843. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (keypist) | 52.49 | 94% | 2020-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |