And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34330. | Qingwei (hqwhuang) | 54.81 | 95% | 2018-09-17 |
| 34331. | sunylulu (sunylulu) | 54.81 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 34332. | Allison (portalapprentice) | 54.81 | 90% | 2014-11-07 |
| 34333. | SirPudwhip (sirpudwhip) | 54.80 | 91% | 2016-12-24 |
| 34334. | Fernanda (fochoa36) | 54.80 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 34335. | Bantoo (bantoo) | 54.80 | 94% | 2016-05-05 |
| 34336. | peasant300 (jessebot) | 54.80 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 34337. | Michal (chlorek) | 54.80 | 91% | 2011-12-19 |
| 34338. | imaz (dynamic_imaz) | 54.79 | 96% | 2022-07-03 |
| 34339. | THANH TUAN (hthanhtuan257) | 54.79 | 96% | 2020-09-21 |
| 34340. | thefalconeye (thefalconeye) | 54.79 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 34341. | lol (ecobeat) | 54.79 | 89% | 2017-01-24 |
| 34342. | Zong (evynzx) | 54.79 | 88% | 2013-10-30 |
| 34343. | betty (battery) | 54.79 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 34344. | Sweaty Bagel (thesweatybage... | 54.78 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| 34345. | Sanidhya (sanidhyas3s) | 54.78 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
| 34346. | Virtual (virtualflora) | 54.77 | 97.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 34347. | Nova (supernovax4) | 54.77 | 94% | 2014-01-11 |
| 34348. | Kavi (prince_kavi_143) | 54.77 | 95% | 2017-08-28 |
| 34349. | Elara (jhennyfher) | 54.77 | 90% | 2011-10-30 |
| 34350. | Meet (mete2119) | 54.76 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 34351. | alex (pluto3324) | 54.76 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 34352. | APIUM (algywt) | 54.76 | 93% | 2016-05-10 |
| 34353. | Shut (diealready) | 54.76 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 34354. | Rainbow Rotten (qqbear) | 54.76 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 34355. | TOAN (phtoan) | 54.76 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
| 34356. | sashko (sashko) | 54.75 | 88% | 2016-07-09 |
| 34357. | coc (maquangtri) | 54.75 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 34358. | Ideyu (ideyu) | 54.75 | 95% | 2014-06-13 |
| 34359. | Akshay (ins4nity_god) | 54.74 | 92.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |