The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25495. | klerigado (klerigado) | 63.47 | 97% | 2017-07-09 |
| 25496. | Hampton (frozeninthesnow) | 63.46 | 93% | 2016-02-02 |
| 25497. | cherry (cherryyuk) | 63.46 | 94% | 2011-10-21 |
| 25498. | Robin (zynax) | 63.46 | 91% | 2012-10-04 |
| 25499. | Vagabond (omonbobo) | 63.46 | 94% | 2011-07-24 |
| 25500. | Karlis (tmtx) | 63.46 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 25501. | Meriial (meriial) | 63.46 | — | 2010-11-02 |
| 25502. | Joshua (vershua) | 63.45 | 97% | 2023-06-13 |
| 25503. | zack (zack14) | 63.45 | 98% | 2011-05-25 |
| 25504. | fabiola (fabiola) | 63.45 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 25505. | asdwe (asdwe) | 63.45 | 96% | 2014-08-04 |
| 25506. | Scott (sefp) | 63.44 | 96% | 2016-05-04 |
| 25507. | Alec (ancientant) | 63.44 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| 25508. | Wujy (wujy) | 63.44 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 25509. | K (baokhang) | 63.44 | 88% | 2011-06-07 |
| 25510. | bazinga (bazinga69) | 63.44 | 96% | 2013-11-19 |
| 25511. | melina (melinaaaa) | 63.43 | 96% | 2022-07-05 |
| 25512. | Virtual (virtualchaos) | 63.43 | 89% | 2016-10-10 |
| 25513. | Suhan (suhan_pradhan) | 63.43 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 25514. | PrairieBaron (atbaron) | 63.43 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25515. | Lewis (manorvic) | 63.43 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| 25516. | Rigoberto (rigosuave) | 63.42 | 89% | 2017-05-31 |
| 25517. | Shahrukh (shahrukh73) | 63.42 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 25518. | Matt (potatopeeler) | 63.42 | 93.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 25519. | Arsen (punkbooster) | 63.42 | 93% | 2017-05-19 |
| 25520. | Elliot (feeny) | 63.42 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 25521. | Patrick (slaos) | 63.42 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| 25522. | fronz (fronz) | 63.42 | 96% | 2013-04-14 |
| 25523. | Tatan (tatanbhadra) | 63.41 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 25524. | Migami (swirly22) | 63.41 | 94% | 2013-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |