The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20533. | carl emil (cedsgm) | 81.71 | 97.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 20534. | cheena (sshyngyss) | 81.71 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 20535. | Lushtifer (inanutshell) | 81.71 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20536. | VINAYAK (idgaf123) | 81.71 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 20537. | emmers (emmers) | 81.71 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 20538. | blatlander (blatlander) | 81.71 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 20539. | SN (syden) | 81.71 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 20540. | Dan (dgork) | 81.71 | 96% | 2018-05-31 |
| 20541. | Kaylie (suettt) | 81.71 | 95% | 2014-07-26 |
| 20542. | john (merlin45908) | 81.71 | 98% | 2012-01-27 |
| 20543. | Corri-Ann (cyan) | 81.71 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 20544. | Dmitri (figgilywigget) | 81.70 | 95.9% | 2023-09-22 |
| 20545. | Jay (jaygles) | 81.70 | 95% | 2019-08-20 |
| 20546. | Pranay (ant1sipater) | 81.70 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 20547. | kep1n (kep1n) | 81.70 | 94% | 2012-11-27 |
| 20548. | Aekenid (aekenid) | 81.70 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 20549. | bugbugbug (big_rory) | 81.69 | 95.6% | 2023-06-24 |
| 20550. | Mackle (viriusif) | 81.69 | 92% | 2016-02-05 |
| 20551. | Tracy (schelgirl) | 81.69 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 20552. | Michael (micklepru) | 81.69 | 97% | 2017-08-16 |
| 20553. | Mangboi (richardmang) | 81.69 | 98% | 2015-05-21 |
| 20554. | Joe (code_joker) | 81.68 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 20555. | Greti (greti) | 81.68 | 98% | 2013-01-02 |
| 20556. | Sarah (newmoon232) | 81.68 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 20557. | Majipan (majipan) | 81.67 | 97% | 2016-04-08 |
| 20558. | Lil Mama (ckennedy07) | 81.67 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 20559. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 81.67 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 20560. | Yellow (siunam963) | 81.67 | 92% | 2013-11-04 |
| 20561. | ambrosia (ambrosia0) | 81.67 | 97.1% | 2023-08-06 |
| 20562. | tstats[ksybrx0x] (ksybrx0x) | 81.67 | 99% | 2023-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |