As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5892. | heclord (heclord) | 94.88 | 98.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 5893. | Oliver (fruity_thunder) | 94.88 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 5894. | Someone (dipity) | 94.88 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 5895. | Wriffle (wriffle) | 94.88 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5896. | Blefas (blefas9) | 94.88 | 96.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 5897. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 94.88 | 96% | 2021-12-16 |
| 5898. | Andre (myagmea) | 94.88 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 5899. | Jason (jasonbetterthanyouall) | 94.87 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 5900. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 94.87 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 5901. | Abhiram (abhiramravi) | 94.87 | 99% | 2022-09-27 |
| 5902. | imbad (imbad789) | 94.86 | 98% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5903. | mingi (gatangae) | 94.86 | 98.4% | 2024-12-26 |
| 5904. | costin (acostin643) | 94.86 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 5905. | Arash (me_races) | 94.86 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 5906. | Agung (udapalito) | 94.86 | 97.1% | 2024-01-22 |
| 5907. | Subianto (leviathan972) | 94.86 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 5908. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 94.85 | 98.2% | 2023-11-28 |
| 5909. | Vy (virisdescent) | 94.85 | 99% | 2025-09-10 |
| 5910. | Yoshi (tennisavatar) | 94.85 | 91% | 2015-10-22 |
| 5911. | (6kg_rat) | 94.85 | 98.4% | 2025-05-29 |
| 5912. | AB (ablah34) | 94.85 | 98.2% | 2025-02-09 |
| 5913. | Tyler (shwetty) | 94.85 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 5914. | Michael (luffyxpiece) | 94.85 | 88% | 2016-09-18 |
| 5915. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 94.85 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 5916. | u suck (unholydemonlord) | 94.84 | 94.6% | 2024-10-15 |
| 5917. | G3R50N (gwasoint) | 94.84 | 96.3% | 2025-02-16 |
| 5918. | Kamil (2fathers) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5919. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 94.84 | 99% | 2022-07-10 |
| 5920. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 94.84 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 5921. | Dan (bupkisdaddy) | 94.83 | 96.2% | 2023-12-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |