So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10621. | Robert (robnekaj) | 84.36 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 10622. | J (yeonoson) | 84.36 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 10623. | Vinny (v3nn) | 84.36 | 97% | 2015-03-23 |
| 10624. | Nate (noob4life) | 84.36 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 10625. | Chelsea (chelsea) | 84.36 | — | 2008-08-14 |
| 10626. | Katherine (zoogalor) | 84.35 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 10627. | Jackie (cheerfulmusical) | 84.35 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
| 10628. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 84.35 | 100% | 2020-09-23 |
| 10629. | Melisa (colorsunimaginable) | 84.34 | 99% | 2018-11-06 |
| 10630. | Cruci999 (dumb_nigerian) | 84.34 | 98% | 2023-07-31 |
| 10631. | Jan (jasior0000) | 84.34 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 10632. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 84.34 | 99% | 2022-02-20 |
| 10633. | Mohammed (mohammedamarnah) | 84.34 | 97% | 2018-09-14 |
| 10634. | Philipp (philipp77) | 84.34 | 95% | 2014-10-07 |
| 10635. | Jonas (jonas_) | 84.34 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 10636. | Paras (eifeltower) | 84.34 | 95% | 2016-04-12 |
| 10637. | Jeezy (flllipfog) | 84.33 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 10638. | Edison (kyorkorph) | 84.33 | 95.4% | 2023-10-09 |
| 10639. | abel (lessthanthirtyfive) | 84.33 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 10640. | alexhololivegod (alexhololi... | 84.33 | 95.9% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10641. | M (virgofenix) | 84.33 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 10642. | 15 (givemethenamebeforeiscr... | 84.33 | 91% | 2015-06-23 |
| 10643. | Floko11 (floko11) | 84.33 | 95% | 2016-09-01 |
| 10644. | andy (andyh) | 84.33 | 81% | 2015-09-23 |
| 10645. | Angelos (free_4_rides) | 84.32 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 10646. | mr. (mr_maam) | 84.32 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 10647. | Yashiro (yashiroisana) | 84.32 | 98% | 2013-08-13 |
| 10648. | Wonder Bread (wonder590) | 84.31 | 97% | 2014-12-14 |
| 10649. | Maxi (swimincircles) | 84.31 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 10650. | Adam (nostromo13) | 84.31 | 98% | 2015-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |