And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9135. | Hayk (hayk) | 99.97 | 95% | 2011-05-31 |
| 9136. | Super (vdanger) | 99.97 | 97% | 2011-10-25 |
| 9137. | Michael (tridactyla) | 99.96 | 95% | 2011-05-30 |
| 9138. | teruaki (typeraki) | 99.96 | 99% | 2012-07-20 |
| 9139. | guwee (guwee) | 99.96 | 99% | 2016-12-12 |
| 9140. | Justin (jteezy11) | 99.96 | 98% | 2013-02-08 |
| 9141. | Peter (supahotfiyah) | 99.96 | 88% | 2013-07-17 |
| 9142. | Nim (nimlhug) | 99.95 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 9143. | Torrance (tjdavenport) | 99.95 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9144. | Brad (brkirby) | 99.95 | 92% | 2013-08-08 |
| 9145. | ปังหยา (panyaa) | 99.95 | 98% | 2014-12-26 |
| 9146. | Juris (kr0kodile) | 99.94 | 97% | 2017-04-27 |
| 9147. | Stephen (melking) | 99.94 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 9148. | Vincent (chouvinc) | 99.94 | 96% | 2017-01-29 |
| 9149. | Andrew (trazer) | 99.94 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 9150. | Justin (bothon21) | 99.94 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 9151. | M (virgofenix) | 99.93 | 98% | 2012-10-07 |
| 9152. | ChaoticNarcotic (chaotic_na... | 99.93 | 97.4% | 2023-08-07 |
| 9153. | James (frxction) | 99.93 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 9154. | charlotte (charlotte) | 99.93 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 9155. | Dylan (deedub) | 99.93 | 98% | 2016-01-20 |
| 9156. | Zhao (zhaox) | 99.93 | — | 2010-04-09 |
| 9157. | Kevin (choirdirector30) | 99.92 | 98% | 2011-10-18 |
| 9158. | XxBairyHallsxX (nwalker1129) | 99.92 | 97.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 9159. | NA (secretbetta) | 99.91 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 9160. | Sean (danglefest20) | 99.91 | 97% | 2015-05-05 |
| 9161. | Brian (gross51695) | 99.91 | 97% | 2016-02-05 |
| 9162. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 99.90 | 96% | 2017-05-18 |
| 9163. | Thomas (tomathon) | 99.90 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 9164. | Meløn (__melon__) | 99.90 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |