See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6005. | NCSnyda (ncsnyda) | 95.32 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 6006. | qwe (azeem838) | 95.31 | 98% | 2023-05-09 |
| 6007. | Vladimir (nolmegar) | 95.31 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 6008. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 95.30 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 6009. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 95.30 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 6010. | Aery (anubhav_aery) | 95.30 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 6011. | pyco (pyco) | 95.29 | 95.8% | 2023-10-10 |
| 6012. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 95.29 | 100% | 2022-02-20 |
| 6013. | Ludxy (ludxy) | 95.29 | 96.1% | 2024-08-19 |
| 6014. | fried_tofu (fried_tofu) | 95.28 | 98% | 2024-06-18 |
| 6015. | Brennen (you_arent_my_type) | 95.28 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 6016. | πΊπΊπΊ (mattesdev) | 95.28 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 6017. | Kalle (kallexander) | 95.28 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6018. | Tu (anhtu96) | 95.28 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 6019. | Jeb Frank (jebfrank) | 95.27 | 95% | 2024-12-05 |
| 6020. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 95.27 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 6021. | imrileyok (imzercz) | 95.26 | 98.1% | 2024-09-26 |
| 6022. | tenga (violxt) | 95.26 | 98% | 2020-05-11 |
| 6023. | James (kimandoxs) | 95.25 | 97% | 2022-06-23 |
| 6024. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 95.25 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6025. | localpenhead (localpenhead) | 95.24 | 97.3% | 2023-12-12 |
| 6026. | sorta (holdiers) | 95.24 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 6027. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 95.24 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 6028. | Liaglutide (liaglutide) | 95.23 | 98% | 2024-06-25 |
| 6029. | Brock (brocky) | 95.23 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 6030. | wad (brambojambo) | 95.23 | 96% | 2022-10-26 |
| 6031. | Andres (ashleap) | 95.23 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 6032. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 95.23 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 6033. | Robert (robertgrigoryan) | 95.21 | 97% | 2025-03-16 |
| 6034. | rofllex (rofllex) | 95.20 | 98.5% | 2023-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |