The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25529. | (vxsery) | 62.46 | 97% | 2011-11-08 |
| 25530. | (rookie3324) | 62.46 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 25531. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 62.46 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 25532. | (bertoisfast) | 62.45 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 25533. | (beast36) | 62.45 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 25534. | (phillipcool127) | 62.45 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 25535. | (kenoo) | 62.45 | 93% | 2017-02-15 |
| 25536. | (melkiyar3) | 62.45 | 97% | 2013-12-31 |
| 25537. | (dropmyspaghetti) | 62.45 | 89% | 2016-07-16 |
| 25538. | (ifadardin) | 62.45 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 25539. | (raint) | 62.45 | 91% | 2013-04-29 |
| 25540. | (kej841107) | 62.45 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 25541. | (dondatello) | 62.44 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 25542. | Wiped (wipednewb) | 62.44 | 94% | 2022-01-24 |
| 25543. | Rystian (cap_redhawk) | 62.44 | 94% | 2022-05-22 |
| 25544. | (gboc) | 62.44 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 25545. | (kuzumio) | 62.43 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| 25546. | (status_none) | 62.43 | 94% | 2020-01-16 |
| 25547. | (kisnna) | 62.43 | 96% | 2012-07-18 |
| 25548. | (ahmedwm2) | 62.43 | 93% | 2016-02-03 |
| 25549. | (xxhellboyxx) | 62.43 | 97% | 2012-04-24 |
| 25550. | (vinip) | 62.43 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 25551. | (shub_090) | 62.43 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 25552. | (miyuni) | 62.43 | 97% | 2014-11-08 |
| 25553. | (funracing) | 62.43 | 95% | 2012-09-06 |
| 25554. | punj (punj) | 62.42 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
| 25555. | (ardvark69) | 62.42 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 25556. | (igm11) | 62.42 | 97% | 2012-10-12 |
| 25557. | (thity) | 62.42 | 94% | 2011-06-10 |
| 25558. | (hamzaa_94) | 62.42 | 92% | 2013-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |