As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 868. | 🐧 (bdnq) | 126.35 | 97.3% | 2024-09-22 |
| 869. | Akira (yourboyakira) | 126.32 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 870. | Stephen (iwinn) | 126.32 | 99% | 2021-06-29 |
| 871. | Daniel (dani3lju777) | 126.30 | 99% | 2020-10-10 |
| 872. | tyenavatyen (zombiewgoku77) | 126.26 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 873. | Andrew (honeyman) | 126.16 | 99% | 2019-10-08 |
| 874. | Ilyao (ilyao) | 126.16 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 875. | Kiara (katherynbane) | 126.15 | 99% | 2025-05-19 |
| 876. | Teodoras (teoyessir) | 126.15 | 99% | 2023-05-08 |
| 877. | Stelios (stelioskas) | 126.15 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 878. | Mania (mania) | 126.13 | 99.1% | 2025-02-05 |
| 879. | - (pie314271) | 126.05 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 880. | permil (permil) | 126.05 | 96% | 2016-09-28 |
| 881. | Jacob (sturdyoak2012) | 126.04 | 100% | 2018-10-09 |
| 882. | (nullchilly) | 126.01 | 98.9% | 2023-11-14 |
| 883. | P (octopaulk) | 125.93 | 97% | 2016-08-23 |
| 884. | Vinh (vinhpham8598nt) | 125.92 | 98.9% | 2023-10-22 |
| 885. | HiDa (hiida) | 125.92 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 886. | squil (logslogs) | 125.91 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 887. | Lauren (lauren) | 125.89 | 97% | 2015-09-28 |
| 888. | nw3x (nw3x) | 125.88 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
| 889. | funny (tesseractbeyond) | 125.87 | 100% | 2020-10-11 |
| 890. | Scottee (scottee) | 125.85 | 100% | 2015-05-06 |
| 891. | will_t (will_t) | 125.84 | 97% | 2021-04-24 |
| 892. | poop (brahbrahbrah) | 125.83 | 97% | 2015-04-24 |
| 893. | Leia (s_leia) | 125.82 | 98.4% | 2023-12-20 |
| 894. | tstats[ioannisvrynios] (ioa... | 125.74 | 99% | 2022-05-29 |
| 895. | Feris (merelyaferis) | 125.74 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 896. | IAmAtomicツ (from_phlol) | 125.68 | 98.5% | 2024-11-21 |
| 897. | Brandon (unisykolist) | 125.67 | 98% | 2015-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |