I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1422. | Julia (strangerinthealps) | 93.39 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1423. | qweqwe (qweu) | 93.39 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
| 1424. | Joe (joemamadeez) | 93.38 | 97% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1425. | Shakespeare (ib_ra_heem_22) | 93.37 | 97% | 2025-02-25 |
| 1426. | Lance (l_nce) | 93.36 | 95.7% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1427. | Grace Bernelli (grace_berne... | 93.34 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 1428. | RH (rhrahulhaldar) | 93.33 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
| 1429. | tstats[gOeY] (goeynom) | 93.32 | 97% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1430. | ScottieDont (scottiedont) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1431. | nunya (daintyfawn) | 93.31 | 97% | 2024-07-11 |
| 1432. | satwik (satwik_060) | 93.29 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 1433. | SLSL (slslz) | 93.28 | 96% | 2023-05-09 |
| 1434. | vatsu (nify) | 93.26 | 96.7% | 2025-01-25 |
| 1435. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 93.23 | 96.5% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1436. | lucktale (lucktale) | 93.23 | 96% | 2023-08-24 |
| 1437. | 6ymaxep (6ymaxep) | 93.20 | 98% | 2024-09-27 |
| 1438. | Beeveen (vinean) | 93.19 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1439. | brianhz (brianhz) | 93.17 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
| 1440. | austin (0x13ba) | 93.16 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 1441. | Ree0203 (ree0203) | 93.15 | 96% | 2024-03-10 |
| 1442. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 93.15 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1443. | Pla (hello312) | 93.14 | 99% | 2024-12-19 |
| 1444. | Rex (krellsta) | 93.10 | 96% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1445. | rc (rc1225) | 93.09 | 96% | 2024-12-26 |
| 1446. | TT (ttplaya_02) | 93.07 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 1447. | Eddie (k9_unit__) | 93.03 | 95% | 2024-07-26 |
| 1448. | Donald Trump is My God. HeC... | 93.01 | 97.8% | 2025-02-18 |
| 1449. | Meeks (eekms) | 93.01 | 96.8% | 2024-09-03 |
| 1450. | Syclone (syclone7) | 93.01 | 97% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1451. | sytzez (sytzez) | 92.98 | 99% | 2023-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |