Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8912. | Charts (icecold203) | 91.36 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 8913. | touch me (sertouchme) | 91.36 | 97.2% | 2023-07-23 |
| 8914. | Logan (frigidgaming) | 91.36 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 8915. | alldeux (alldeux) | 91.36 | 97.4% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8916. | John (slickmyslacks) | 91.36 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 8917. | Sohil (ozwizardd) | 91.35 | 98.5% | 2024-12-30 |
| 8918. | Tyler (exilereject) | 91.35 | 98% | 2021-12-19 |
| 8919. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 91.33 | 98% | 2020-12-24 |
| 8920. | aruj (b0b1000) | 91.33 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 8921. | Juan (isayuno) | 91.33 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 8922. | Agent (agenttyty) | 91.32 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 8923. | Zyden (zyden152) | 91.31 | 98% | 2024-04-27 |
| 8924. | 1 (gruntworker) | 91.31 | 99% | 2023-09-17 |
| 8925. | Bloze (blozehisnose) | 91.31 | 98% | 2024-02-11 |
| 8926. | Brett (typechief) | 91.31 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 8927. | Andrew (hillbillygilly) | 91.30 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8928. | riley (sirhelpme) | 91.29 | 99% | 2022-04-12 |
| 8929. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 91.29 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 8930. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 91.29 | 99% | 2018-09-13 |
| 8931. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 91.29 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 8932. | Bob (bbobffrench) | 91.28 | 99% | 2025-04-22 |
| 8933. | Javacanda (javacanda) | 91.28 | 98% | 2021-12-12 |
| 8934. | Brice Odom (brice_odom) | 91.28 | 96.5% | 2023-12-05 |
| 8935. | mochi (mochin) | 91.28 | 95% | 2022-11-18 |
| 8936. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 91.28 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 8937. | Brandon (steamedbanana) | 91.28 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8938. | Zach (mysteriouslymythical) | 91.27 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| 8939. | Josh (smjoshkim) | 91.26 | 99% | 2024-03-24 |
| 8940. | Ahmed Hanafy (ahmedhnafy) | 91.25 | 99% | 2025-04-25 |
| 8941. | SetoG (setog) | 91.25 | 98% | 2024-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |