As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20012. | Janetain (janetain) | 60.85 | 95% | 2017-01-20 |
20013. | GunDaBaws (gundabaws) | 60.84 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
20014. | Ziwe (ziwe) | 60.84 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
20015. | Joshua (beastjg) | 60.84 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
20016. | Matt (matthewsfanclub) | 60.84 | 91% | 2015-08-31 |
20017. | _dromaz (_dromaz) | 60.83 | 96% | 2023-07-26 |
20018. | Glen (alabaster45) | 60.83 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
20019. | Kals (abangkas) | 60.83 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
20020. | OppaiMan (oppaiman) | 60.83 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
20021. | Severus (r1244460xx) | 60.83 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
20022. | Ahmad (ahmadshishegar) | 60.83 | 97% | 2017-06-17 |
20023. | Hummer (marcus@gmail.com) | 60.83 | 89% | 2015-05-13 |
20024. | Alden (alden1122332003) | 60.83 | 91% | 2016-05-15 |
20025. | choppery (choppery) | 60.82 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
20026. | Salah (icepain10) | 60.82 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
20027. | Bo (bismuthphil) | 60.82 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
20028. | iamnew (i_am_new6) | 60.81 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
20029. | Adam (vincentadam) | 60.81 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
20030. | Shivun (shivster27) | 60.81 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
20031. | Tom (birdpoo) | 60.81 | 96% | 2017-07-16 |
20032. | wait me bro. (coldxd) | 60.81 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
20033. | Ali (huuu957) | 60.80 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
20034. | Nicklas (japhix) | 60.80 | 89% | 2015-04-14 |
20035. | Poon (auxin001) | 60.80 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
20036. | Steve (chinwaggysteve) | 60.80 | 97% | 2016-03-15 |
20037. | Mauro (aeuhuea) | 60.80 | 95% | 2016-06-06 |
20038. | kumail (kumailraza) | 60.78 | 95% | 2024-10-17 |
20039. | HAIDER (india_) | 60.78 | 99% | 2022-09-30 |
20040. | David (dm1701) | 60.78 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
20041. | Đức (buinguyendinhduc96) | 60.78 | 93% | 2016-06-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |