The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20981. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 70.67 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 20982. | Philip (druidso) | 70.67 | 89% | 2013-10-12 |
| 20983. | Soup (k2824262) | 70.67 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 20984. | Poizon (abdulx8) | 70.66 | 95% | 2019-06-19 |
| 20985. | Florin (florsis) | 70.66 | 95% | 2018-12-18 |
| 20986. | Silkolives (marcus20) | 70.66 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
| 20987. | Rdk (olegus) | 70.66 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 20988. | Tusar (tusar) | 70.66 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 20989. | Erik (captain_bedpan) | 70.66 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 20990. | Jamit (jamit) | 70.66 | 98% | 2013-05-04 |
| 20991. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 70.66 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 20992. | Veronica (roni) | 70.66 | — | 2008-11-19 |
| 20993. | Pramod (pramood8686) | 70.66 | 95% | 2011-06-15 |
| 20994. | Giunyolo (giunyolo) | 70.65 | 96% | 2022-07-26 |
| 20995. | Section1 (section1) | 70.65 | 96% | 2018-12-22 |
| 20996. | David Karn (dkmackay) | 70.65 | 93% | 2016-06-29 |
| 20997. | Zoey (jebbb) | 70.64 | 97.9% | 2021-01-29 |
| 20998. | few races (races10k) | 70.64 | 94% | 2022-10-18 |
| 20999. | Adam (vincentadam) | 70.64 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 21000. | Monikiki (bettermoni) | 70.64 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 21001. | Cassidy (cassidy13k) | 70.64 | 92% | 2015-02-18 |
| 21002. | jon (bigpoppjohny) | 70.63 | 89% | 2016-03-02 |
| 21003. | Bretokon (bretokon) | 70.63 | 96% | 2023-08-16 |
| 21004. | M (mintuska) | 70.63 | 95% | 2022-10-18 |
| 21005. | abnf (abnf) | 70.63 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 21006. | theJuice (unc_tarheel) | 70.63 | 94% | 2012-11-06 |
| 21007. | Uriel (uriel1217) | 70.63 | 97% | 2017-01-23 |
| 21008. | tia (tiamela) | 70.63 | 96% | 2016-09-30 |
| 21009. | Anton (antonjr04) | 70.62 | 95% | 2021-06-02 |
| 21010. | Frey (ferrerorochr) | 70.62 | 95% | 2023-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |