Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1596. | Eric (eric424) | 85.41 | 95% | 2019-09-28 |
| 1597. | A (vorste) | 85.40 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1598. | Kristian (kristiant) | 85.39 | 95% | 2017-11-22 |
| 1599. | account deleted (concurrent) | 85.39 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1600. | Arnas (dandelionas) | 85.39 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1601. | M4RT1N (flipous) | 85.38 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 1602. | itsmepuraac (itsmepuraac) | 85.34 | 95% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1603. | Jeffrey (mrsheniah) | 85.34 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1604. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 85.32 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1605. | Bob Bojingles (berry_pie) | 85.29 | 98% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1606. | John (seaofnonsense) | 85.26 | 97% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1607. | Pluto (paijwa) | 85.26 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1608. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 85.24 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1609. | Hunter (hvnter) | 85.24 | 97% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1610. | Ian (ihachey) | 85.23 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1611. | Jordan (oannes) | 85.22 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1612. | Geovanni (thatkidnamedgeo) | 85.21 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 1613. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 85.21 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 1614. | Kowa (kowatagari) | 85.21 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 1615. | Jaren (waff13cak3) | 85.20 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 1616. | cuppajoeman.com (cuppajoeman) | 85.18 | 97% | 2018-10-27 |
| 1617. | Taylor (tayylorngo) | 85.18 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1618. | Andre (myagmea) | 85.13 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 1619. | David (xifu) | 85.12 | 97% | 2018-09-12 |
| 1620. | WrexnessYT (ttv_notwrexness) | 85.12 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1621. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 85.11 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 1622. | John (sprainedankles) | 85.09 | 100% | 2017-08-30 |
| 1623. | Sentai (sentai421) | 85.09 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1624. | momo (yaomomo) | 85.09 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 1625. | Jared (infamousjj) | 85.07 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |