Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2518. | Elyse (queenlizzie13) | 81.29 | 95% | 2017-07-02 |
| 2519. | Big S (zver8908) | 81.28 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 2520. | Angie (waferdog) | 81.27 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
| 2521. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 81.26 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 2522. | Bob (rando3691) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2523. | Tyler (artjohn) | 81.24 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2524. | Russell (ruzzer) | 81.23 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 2525. | Amos (amosbird) | 81.23 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 2526. | non-quit (hitman2207onlaptop) | 81.23 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2527. | Can (tpcm) | 81.23 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 2528. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 81.22 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2529. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 81.21 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 2530. | Carmen (chrysanthemumtea) | 81.21 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 2531. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 81.21 | 95% | 2018-07-23 |
| 2532. | Michael (pioverlord) | 81.21 | 95% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2533. | Maxwell (maxendeavors) | 81.21 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| 2534. | Ms.F (msf_typeracer) | 81.20 | 98% | 2020-06-29 |
| 2535. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 81.20 | 95% | 2019-11-05 |
| 2536. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 81.20 | 96% | 2019-04-26 |
| 2537. | uwos (artuist) | 81.20 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 2538. | Matt (n00ton) | 81.19 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2539. | ∞ (lukman999) | 81.19 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 2540. | xena (scogx3281) | 81.19 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 2541. | narze (narze) | 81.19 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2542. | Donzelle (donnie12) | 81.18 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 2543. | ty (ty1649) | 81.18 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 2544. | Maciej (thasobot) | 81.15 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2545. | steven (heman023) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2546. | M (maddyjune) | 81.12 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2547. | shimona (shimonas) | 81.12 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |