Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1253. | Byambadalai (l3yam134) | 90.17 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1254. | James (votum38) | 90.13 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 1255. | Big (pookpok) | 90.13 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1256. | Hanhee (hyang20017) | 90.13 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 1257. | InrPce (ntd0134) | 90.12 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 1258. | Anu (typeradha) | 90.09 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1259. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 90.08 | 99% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1260. | Andrew (sertria) | 90.08 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1261. | Pomf (yummydessert) | 90.06 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 1262. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 90.02 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 1263. | Cute (tswizzletypegod) | 90.01 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
| 1264. | Bleh (entropian) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 1265. | hannah (hannahq) | 90.00 | 99% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1266. | Nolan (jyutan) | 89.97 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1267. | Tom (mlgplayer) | 89.94 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 1268. | Nicolo (kingpvlcini) | 89.92 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 1269. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 89.90 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1270. | Kyozō (thegiantchip) | 89.90 | 96% | 2019-05-18 |
| 1271. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 89.89 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 1272. | Not fast (slower_than_others) | 89.87 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1273. | Mate (smweb) | 89.86 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1274. | rix (rix145) | 89.86 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1275. | Jerry (jerryni1996) | 89.86 | 97% | 2017-09-10 |
| 1276. | Roma (useflame) | 89.85 | 98% | 2020-01-22 |
| 1277. | ted (sayonara999) | 89.84 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1278. | noobie (noobie9123) | 89.82 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 1279. | Sannas (sannas) | 89.81 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1280. | korazer (rafhael132) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 1281. | Christopher (hyperbruh) | 89.79 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 1282. | Troy (insignificantmeme) | 89.74 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |