The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5713. | Michael (someone12135) | 112.53 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 5714. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 112.53 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 5715. | Ben (lalbtyd25) | 112.52 | 99.6% | 2023-07-21 |
| 5716. | (jasimk) | 112.52 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 5717. | R (achel) | 112.52 | 97% | 2013-11-19 |
| 5718. | 'Lise (edblethngs) | 112.52 | — | 2009-01-23 |
| 5719. | L (professor_l) | 112.51 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 5720. | Ethan (fingerfood) | 112.50 | 97% | 2013-11-13 |
| 5721. | Christina (xtinayoun99) | 112.50 | 99% | 2019-07-12 |
| 5722. | Mason (captainmom7) | 112.49 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5723. | Max (maxwang123) | 112.49 | 93% | 2016-04-26 |
| 5724. | MiB (meninblack) | 112.49 | 97% | 2016-05-27 |
| 5725. | Octo (octophobia) | 112.48 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 5726. | Cal (wiscahhhhnsin) | 112.48 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5727. | d (mrdenz) | 112.48 | 97% | 2015-01-04 |
| 5728. | Kimchi (kimchi427) | 112.48 | 93% | 2011-05-25 |
| 5729. | ah (vincent01px2016) | 112.47 | 97% | 2019-10-14 |
| 5730. | D (waldenman) | 112.47 | — | 2009-10-08 |
| 5731. | Bryan (turles) | 112.47 | 97% | 2011-09-21 |
| 5732. | Mitch (stoopify) | 112.47 | 98% | 2013-01-19 |
| 5733. | Elizabeth (friendable) | 112.47 | 97% | 2013-07-21 |
| 5734. | John (sanctam) | 112.46 | 99% | 2018-10-30 |
| 5735. | yoyojuice (yoyojuice) | 112.46 | 99% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5736. | Rango (chucknorrisauresrex) | 112.45 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 5737. | Michael (meta1) | 112.45 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 5738. | uniracer (uniracer) | 112.45 | 100% | 2017-11-24 |
| 5739. | Nodd (nodd) | 112.45 | 99% | 2014-06-06 |
| 5740. | quack (hduck) | 112.45 | 98% | 2013-07-28 |
| 5741. | Daniel (dacohen) | 112.44 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 5742. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 112.44 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |