And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7162. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 105.06 | 98% | 2022-08-07 |
| 7163. | Tom (decoherence) | 105.06 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 7164. | Morris (h0nny) | 105.05 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7165. | I'm (ten10) | 105.05 | 96% | 2012-10-23 |
| 7166. | 𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇... | 105.04 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
| 7167. | muB (mubmubson) | 105.04 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 7168. | Quân (karocross) | 105.04 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 7169. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 105.03 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 7170. | Contra (contramundum) | 105.03 | 93% | 2014-05-21 |
| 7171. | yavor (janb99) | 105.03 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 7172. | Jesse (bleric) | 105.03 | — | 2009-03-12 |
| 7173. | Chase (yumtwothree) | 105.02 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7174. | Dia (msyu) | 105.02 | 94% | 2012-03-19 |
| 7175. | Francis Hans (fgaurano) | 105.02 | 99% | 2018-03-14 |
| 7176. | ren (lapoica) | 105.02 | 94% | 2011-12-08 |
| 7177. | Falling Petals (Ruby x Cind... | 105.02 | 89% | 2016-11-29 |
| 7178. | tstats[pumpkinsoup1] (pumpk... | 105.01 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 7179. | rbb (rbbb) | 105.01 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 7180. | Shortbread (bs000) | 105.01 | 98% | 2014-11-01 |
| 7181. | ah (vincent01px2016) | 105.01 | 93% | 2016-04-26 |
| 7182. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 105.01 | 96% | 2013-04-26 |
| 7183. | Alex (alexpark) | 105.00 | 96% | 2014-11-25 |
| 7184. | Kyle (kalmech) | 105.00 | 95% | 2015-06-07 |
| 7185. | Am1n (vividus) | 105.00 | 99% | 2021-11-07 |
| 7186. | NewsAsFacts.com (ztarven) | 104.98 | 97% | 2012-08-02 |
| 7187. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 104.98 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 7188. | Cowsaysmoo (cowsaysmoo) | 104.98 | 93% | 2016-05-09 |
| 7189. | Joshua (joshagulto) | 104.98 | 95% | 2012-09-23 |
| 7190. | Olympius (olympius) | 104.97 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 7191. | Syreeta (reeta) | 104.97 | 98% | 2013-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |