I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12454. | East (chapstick_god) | 82.65 | 99% | 2022-09-19 |
| 12455. | May (stenotbest) | 82.65 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12456. | Daniel (kimster773) | 82.65 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 12457. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 82.65 | 90% | 2017-05-01 |
| 12458. | Dale (dfenton) | 82.64 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 12459. | moonholiday (moonholiday) | 82.64 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 12460. | mj (ilangshot) | 82.64 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 12461. | Noah (drnonononono) | 82.63 | 95% | 2022-01-20 |
| 12462. | muhged (muhged) | 82.63 | 96% | 2024-08-15 |
| 12463. | qwer (qwertyuiop232) | 82.63 | 99% | 2019-12-25 |
| 12464. | Magy (magise) | 82.63 | 99% | 2017-06-08 |
| 12465. | isaac (cowwee90) | 82.62 | 96.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12466. | Sun (timaeous) | 82.62 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 12467. | Ally (ellamoreandmommy) | 82.62 | 98% | 2019-02-21 |
| 12468. | Kokopopps (kokopopps) | 82.62 | 98.8% | 2023-10-02 |
| 12469. | Eric (guyty) | 82.62 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 12470. | todoroki (icyhot2_111) | 82.61 | 96.6% | 2024-11-11 |
| 12471. | Vinayak (vinayak_7989) | 82.61 | 99% | 2021-09-15 |
| 12472. | Jordan (jpopoola1) | 82.61 | 98.8% | 2021-02-17 |
| 12473. | Lurvad (lurvad) | 82.61 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 12474. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 82.61 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 12475. | Mark (maolson97) | 82.60 | 97.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 12476. | Elon Musky (hey_you_dont_trip) | 82.59 | 97.7% | 2024-09-19 |
| 12477. | kev (kevin_777) | 82.59 | 98% | 2024-02-19 |
| 12478. | Gnarly (gnarlydawg) | 82.59 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 12479. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 82.59 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 12480. | yesman (yesman9527) | 82.59 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12481. | Tony (adbaldini) | 82.58 | 100% | 2025-03-13 |
| 12482. | Dylan (fabulousing) | 82.58 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 12483. | Margot (mdoc) | 82.58 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |