I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12195. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 81.03 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 12196. | Ken (kcbrill) | 81.03 | 97% | 2017-01-09 |
| 12197. | aliee (alieejn) | 81.02 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12198. | danniponcho (dponchos) | 81.02 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12199. | Burnert (burnert) | 81.02 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 12200. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 12201. | Rika (z3us99) | 81.02 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 12202. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 81.02 | 98% | 2015-12-20 |
| 12203. | Uxm5jc (uxm5jc) | 81.01 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 12204. | deny (sherloinn) | 81.01 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 12205. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 81.01 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12206. | nani (typingfever) | 81.01 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 12207. | Joshua (joshuasymes) | 81.01 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 12208. | James (james_m808) | 81.01 | 90% | 2016-06-26 |
| 12209. | 4Head (anele) | 81.01 | 93% | 2016-10-14 |
| 12210. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 81.01 | 93% | 2015-08-13 |
| 12211. | Eric (eibaugh) | 81.00 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
| 12212. | Will (vimtone) | 81.00 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12213. | righteous (trustjesus) | 81.00 | 96% | 2020-02-05 |
| 12214. | Seth (supernova825) | 81.00 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 12215. | jason (drumdydrum) | 81.00 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 12216. | David (fzbx9500) | 81.00 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 12217. | Vakeels (skylake) | 81.00 | 96% | 2016-09-17 |
| 12218. | apple_dude (apple_dude1233) | 80.99 | 96% | 2025-07-25 |
| 12219. | Tammie (tamxd) | 80.99 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 12220. | Johny (johnyt) | 80.99 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 12221. | Ariel (aricori21) | 80.99 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 12222. | ted (sayonara999) | 80.99 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 12223. | wen (longwen) | 80.99 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 12224. | Albara'a (albara_k) | 80.98 | 97.3% | 2024-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |