The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18809. | ceff (ceff) | 73.89 | 90% | 2012-08-20 |
| 18810. | Sky (n1johhner) | 73.89 | 95% | 2014-09-19 |
| 18811. | Metti (metti) | 73.89 | 98% | 2018-10-20 |
| 18812. | Tengkleng (tengkleng) | 73.89 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 18813. | Petter (crixus) | 73.89 | 95% | 2015-10-28 |
| 18814. | Unstoppable (unstoppable) | 73.89 | 92% | 2012-06-15 |
| 18815. | Raju (raju009) | 73.89 | 95% | 2015-06-30 |
| 18816. | (vizzzard) | 73.88 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 18817. | Average (hellohithere) | 73.88 | 97.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 18818. | Hugh (atticush99) | 73.88 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 18819. | Anthony ♥'s You (herbstso... | 73.88 | 91% | 2014-01-11 |
| 18820. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 73.88 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 18821. | Xeterb (xeterb) | 73.87 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 18822. | BURAK (buraqua) | 73.87 | 96.4% | 2023-06-22 |
| 18823. | Scott (scoootr) | 73.87 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
| 18824. | brad (bradthelad6) | 73.87 | 96% | 2011-05-27 |
| 18825. | blob (susuthichansushi) | 73.86 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 18826. | Chu (chuchus) | 73.86 | 93% | 2012-10-29 |
| 18827. | Karma (crazed_crowley) | 73.86 | 93% | 2012-06-07 |
| 18828. | mhtnx (vim_sen) | 73.86 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 18829. | Mac (327type) | 73.86 | 96.3% | 2021-02-27 |
| 18830. | Amulya (neelamnator) | 73.86 | 98% | 2016-12-27 |
| 18831. | sinath (s_sinath) | 73.86 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 18832. | MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN (eridpnc) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 18833. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 73.85 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 18834. | Bailey (bail) | 73.85 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 18835. | Julie (jjhall) | 73.85 | 98% | 2012-08-14 |
| 18836. | akk (torriala) | 73.85 | 98% | 2016-04-08 |
| 18837. | S (dontudare) | 73.84 | 96.6% | 2023-07-31 |
| 18838. | y (y1266) | 73.84 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |