As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8472. | Brandon (sem37) | 87.97 | 98% | 2024-04-03 |
| 8473. | andpav (andpav) | 87.97 | 96.6% | 2025-04-02 |
| 8474. | MeHdi (mehdiii8) | 87.97 | 98% | 2016-10-02 |
| 8475. | Jackelton (jackelton) | 87.97 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 8476. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 87.97 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 8477. | Arne (11bricks) | 87.96 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 8478. | Hysni (hysi) | 87.96 | 93% | 2015-10-01 |
| 8479. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 87.96 | 99% | 2019-11-02 |
| 8480. | mptj (mptj) | 87.96 | 89% | 2015-06-05 |
| 8481. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 87.96 | 98% | 2017-12-10 |
| 8482. | ihznugget (ihznugget) | 87.95 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
| 8483. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 87.95 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 8484. | SS (ss_goku) | 87.94 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 8485. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 87.94 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 8486. | Sriram (shriramshriram) | 87.94 | 88% | 2015-11-03 |
| 8487. | Guest (loadlng) | 87.94 | 91% | 2015-06-17 |
| 8488. | Vil (vilsie) | 87.93 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 8489. | Dylan (ddsmith1999) | 87.92 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 8490. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 87.92 | 97.4% | 2025-02-22 |
| 8491. | C (easywincg) | 87.91 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8492. | Phu (sleepiness) | 87.91 | 99% | 2019-01-01 |
| 8493. | Ryuzaki (ryuzakisultan) | 87.91 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8494. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 87.90 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 8495. | Nex (nexifyyyy) | 87.90 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8496. | A (loverthehater) | 87.90 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 8497. | (spudvorak) | 87.90 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
| 8498. | Liam (liamsullivan) | 87.89 | 89% | 2015-11-02 |
| 8499. | DeSparta (desparta) | 87.89 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 8500. | Madison (mnbutler) | 87.89 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 8501. | xcvtt (xcvtt) | 87.88 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |