The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26144. | g (gkonti) | 61.97 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 26145. | Christian (phoon) | 61.97 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 26146. | marc (mcha9554) | 61.97 | 95.6% | 2023-09-29 |
| 26147. | Partha (partha) | 61.97 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 26148. | Calvin (realorideal) | 61.97 | 93% | 2013-01-27 |
| 26149. | bigman (xdbigman) | 61.96 | 95% | 2021-12-30 |
| 26150. | Tyler (ty11_24) | 61.96 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 26151. | Shohid (humangod) | 61.96 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
| 26152. | Walker (walker_) | 61.96 | 96% | 2017-06-10 |
| 26153. | ~(Moderator)~Yourbadkid (yo... | 61.96 | 86% | 2013-03-08 |
| 26154. | Jonathan (jonteqt) | 61.96 | 94% | 2013-11-22 |
| 26155. | sinegav (sinegav) | 61.96 | 94% | 2015-05-03 |
| 26156. | Konstantin (i_am_dosh) | 61.96 | — | 2010-01-22 |
| 26157. | Karishma (sapphirehope) | 61.96 | 95% | 2015-10-22 |
| 26158. | CM storm (khoadaxoa) | 61.96 | 91% | 2011-05-27 |
| 26159. | Asia (firebirdgirl12) | 61.96 | — | 2010-01-28 |
| 26160. | Franklin (vil_deknarf) | 61.95 | 88% | 2012-06-11 |
| 26161. | Mike (mmiller_52) | 61.95 | 96% | 2022-08-09 |
| 26162. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 61.95 | 93% | 2020-08-08 |
| 26163. | sadness (69sadness69) | 61.95 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 26164. | e (hokiehess) | 61.95 | 95% | 2012-03-01 |
| 26165. | daniel (eldani) | 61.95 | 95% | 2016-06-05 |
| 26166. | Destertr (destertr) | 61.94 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 26167. | biafoic (biafoic) | 61.94 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 26168. | teja (teja_rv) | 61.94 | 95% | 2021-04-24 |
| 26169. | claudia (spikaboo) | 61.94 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 26170. | sanda (alex35003) | 61.94 | 91% | 2012-06-16 |
| 26171. | Tran (tranquang) | 61.94 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 26172. | Hieu (cation_h) | 61.94 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 26173. | chuate (chuatehacam) | 61.93 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |