If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9822. | Isaac (typingcringesmurf) | 95.18 | 98% | 2026-01-03 |
| 9823. | Alex (galaxp1) | 95.17 | 95.6% | 2024-07-23 |
| 9824. | Free Palestine (hoda_444) | 95.16 | 96% | 2025-03-01 |
| 9825. | oli (olijuice) | 95.16 | 100% | 2020-08-08 |
| 9826. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 95.16 | 100% | 2018-03-23 |
| 9827. | elias (hanebuechen) | 95.15 | 99% | 2025-02-21 |
| 9828. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 95.15 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 9829. | Robert (robertgrigoryan) | 95.14 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 9830. | Jack (jfragg) | 95.14 | 97% | 2024-07-29 |
| 9831. | Emperor (najw_an) | 95.14 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 9832. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 95.13 | 96% | 2025-07-04 |
| 9833. | MahZ (mahz44meow) | 95.13 | 95% | 2025-06-30 |
| 9834. | Nash (trpledoublekill) | 95.13 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
| 9835. | Justin (iukekini) | 95.13 | 97% | 2018-04-25 |
| 9836. | asdf (rushlync) | 95.12 | 97.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 9837. | Gagan (gagan18) | 95.12 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 9838. | Vikzll (vikzll) | 95.11 | 98% | 2017-09-06 |
| 9839. | Eric (bobthebuilder141) | 95.11 | 97% | 2020-02-08 |
| 9840. | Noximini (noximini) | 95.11 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 9841. | Bleedy Basket! (ninjismo) | 95.11 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 9842. | toxicporcupineisland (where... | 95.09 | 97% | 2025-11-11 |
| 9843. | Long Nguyen (_longnguyen) | 95.08 | 99% | 2025-07-12 |
| 9844. | cuago (cuago) | 95.08 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 9845. | (you) (anilo) | 95.08 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 9846. | Jarrod (jklouw) | 95.08 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 9847. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 95.08 | 97.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9848. | Kevin (popanto) | 95.07 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
| 9849. | Kaj (kaizerkaj) | 95.07 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 9850. | ca_mmer (ca_mmer) | 95.07 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 9851. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 95.07 | 99% | 2021-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |