So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14951. | Kasparovsky (kasparovsky) | 76.64 | 99% | 2012-08-06 |
| 14952. | Duchamp (lpiechocki) | 76.64 | 99% | 2012-06-05 |
| 14953. | jjj (jolwong) | 76.64 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
| 14954. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 76.64 | 96% | 2014-08-23 |
| 14955. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 76.63 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 14956. | Ken (nowpm) | 76.63 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 14957. | Alwin (alwin96) | 76.63 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 14958. | Maikel (xessi) | 76.63 | 89% | 2013-02-11 |
| 14959. | BigBoiBill (big_boi_bill) | 76.63 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 14960. | Sean (drherpdederp) | 76.62 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 14961. | Eddie (lactatingwalrus) | 76.62 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 14962. | John (jlavelle) | 76.62 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14963. | venus® (venuspailer) | 76.62 | 96.2% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14964. | Brian (bcasady) | 76.62 | 95% | 2012-05-05 |
| 14965. | Casi (casibella) | 76.62 | 96% | 2014-12-18 |
| 14966. | Christopher (cder3) | 76.62 | 92% | 2015-10-12 |
| 14967. | Viktor Helgi (viktorhelgi) | 76.61 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 14968. | Eugene (sushiwaumai) | 76.61 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 14969. | Saksham (0_lol_0) | 76.61 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 14970. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 76.60 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
| 14971. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 76.60 | 96.6% | 2023-08-02 |
| 14972. | Ghiffari (travish90) | 76.60 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 14973. | Fusik (fusik) | 76.60 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 14974. | Daryl (draguer) | 76.60 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 14975. | Otto (chokingseal) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14976. | dooba (doobakeung) | 76.59 | 98% | 2017-09-22 |
| 14977. | mf (mf_splinter) | 76.59 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 14978. | yaver (yoavie126) | 76.59 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14979. | hardik (labeitazer) | 76.59 | 98% | 2020-04-23 |
| 14980. | g (madchopper) | 76.59 | 95% | 2011-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |