The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30422. | Meghan (reader_meg) | 52.26 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 30423. | MasterYeetusXXX (unknownvirus) | 52.26 | 96% | 2016-08-16 |
| 30424. | Spencer (doucwhatic) | 52.26 | 96% | 2022-02-16 |
| 30425. | Pigeon (knipo) | 52.26 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 30426. | ankit (ankit17) | 52.25 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| 30427. | Vivek (vivekvking) | 52.24 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
| 30428. | LeeRay (leeray) | 52.24 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 30429. | optimus prime (thecaptainja... | 52.24 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 30430. | Ronnel (ronnel012188) | 52.24 | 94% | 2013-02-23 |
| 30431. | Zach (candles) | 52.23 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 30432. | joe (joeturner) | 52.23 | 93% | 2014-05-07 |
| 30433. | oflocon (oflocon) | 52.23 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
| 30434. | kuo (kuowehua) | 52.22 | 96% | 2023-06-21 |
| 30435. | Irtiza (tizababy) | 52.21 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 30436. | Chandler (chandler_bing) | 52.21 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 30437. | Bogart (bogartii) | 52.21 | 93% | 2017-05-09 |
| 30438. | sadsaturdays (sadsaturdays) | 52.19 | 93% | 2023-04-06 |
| 30439. | Garvit (champ_racers) | 52.19 | 94.3% | 2023-07-15 |
| 30440. | Viktor (viktorhecxd) | 52.19 | 93% | 2018-05-02 |
| 30441. | Rajesh (smartanand) | 52.19 | 89% | 2011-11-20 |
| 30442. | Chittaranjan pradhan (chitta) | 52.18 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
| 30443. | Wicked (sagarstorm) | 52.17 | 84% | 2016-07-10 |
| 30444. | Nam (vietprogrammer) | 52.17 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 30445. | Mahir (mahir_naser) | 52.16 | 94% | 2022-07-28 |
| 30446. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 52.16 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 30447. | Ali (divine_typer) | 52.16 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 30448. | Mackay (mackay99) | 52.16 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 30449. | (kngochai) | 52.16 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 30450. | Bart (bartv) | 52.16 | 94% | 2013-09-14 |
| 30451. | Alexander (melonskaal) | 52.16 | 90% | 2013-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |