As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13158. | Slugmaster (slugmaster) | 77.33 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
| 13159. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 77.32 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 13160. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 77.32 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 13161. | Jeon (owokunn) | 77.32 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 13162. | Alexander (jopler) | 77.32 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 13163. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 77.32 | 96% | 2016-06-29 |
| 13164. | Memo (memo58) | 77.32 | 99% | 2018-08-03 |
| 13165. | chaiteea (chaiteeaa) | 77.31 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 13166. | kern (wroetoshaw) | 77.31 | 96% | 2019-07-20 |
| 13167. | Krishen (krishenn) | 77.31 | 97.7% | 2023-06-23 |
| 13168. | maap_yach (crstlgo09) | 77.30 | 97% | 2021-07-22 |
| 13169. | Dominique (domynation) | 77.30 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 13170. | firefly (firef1y) | 77.30 | 90% | 2015-04-09 |
| 13171. | Marsal (marsalsz) | 77.29 | 96% | 2022-12-14 |
| 13172. | tyler (ssjtyru) | 77.29 | 94% | 2021-09-22 |
| 13173. | Bane (djex808) | 77.29 | 99% | 2016-08-15 |
| 13174. | viktor (viktor01) | 77.28 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 13175. | tstats[sweetapple6911] (swe... | 77.28 | 96% | 2023-10-24 |
| 13176. | m (xxxaliaxxx) | 77.28 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 13177. | Isidora (isidoradj) | 77.28 | 93% | 2016-06-03 |
| 13178. | Ana (ana1013) | 77.27 | 98% | 2025-04-16 |
| 13179. | Pranay (pranay12) | 77.27 | 99% | 2022-04-22 |
| 13180. | Alec (ancientant) | 77.27 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 13181. | Jaswanth (jazzkriss21) | 77.27 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13182. | zythr (zythr) | 77.26 | 94% | 2017-02-04 |
| 13183. | walid (walid1997) | 77.26 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 13184. | iaNNdRe (ianndre) | 77.26 | 97.2% | 2023-10-09 |
| 13185. | Peter (petejim) | 77.26 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| 13186. | Terra (terranavis) | 77.26 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 13187. | Lino (lgomez) | 77.25 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |