The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12001. | Nothing (levi1997) | 85.30 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 12002. | neno (nenobid428) | 85.30 | 99% | 2021-10-12 |
| 12003. | TW (trwo) | 85.30 | 97% | 2014-01-10 |
| 12004. | Anh (anhakin) | 85.30 | 96% | 2015-01-07 |
| 12005. | charles (charlemagne3285) | 85.30 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 12006. | SSim (swain_simon) | 85.29 | 97% | 2023-01-29 |
| 12007. | Adam (zurgok) | 85.29 | 93% | 2015-09-08 |
| 12008. | la1 (xtyping) | 85.29 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
| 12009. | pulkit (hashinclude) | 85.29 | 91% | 2013-10-15 |
| 12010. | Shelster (seashell999) | 85.29 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 12011. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 85.28 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 12012. | Blue (terry25031069) | 85.28 | 99% | 2022-08-04 |
| 12013. | Jackal (jsupz) | 85.28 | 90% | 2012-10-09 |
| 12014. | Angel (angvplnx) | 85.28 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 12015. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 85.28 | 98% | 2016-05-18 |
| 12016. | Martel (marty87) | 85.28 | — | 2009-08-25 |
| 12017. | Victor (viktinator) | 85.27 | 94% | 2016-11-20 |
| 12018. | Manolo (elargentino95) | 85.27 | 96% | 2022-02-10 |
| 12019. | 你可拉死 (nikelasi) | 85.27 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12020. | Aric (smokedope2525) | 85.27 | 99% | 2022-11-19 |
| 12021. | Beef (beefpinatubo) | 85.27 | 94.7% | 2021-02-24 |
| 12022. | Khoa (sasukekhoa) | 85.27 | 93% | 2013-04-07 |
| 12023. | Teemu (torava) | 85.27 | — | 2009-03-01 |
| 12024. | Felix (fgeller) | 85.27 | 97% | 2014-08-19 |
| 12025. | Vivi (viviloaf) | 85.26 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12026. | ybf (ybflewis) | 85.26 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12027. | Oscar (ovallner) | 85.26 | 97% | 2016-04-09 |
| 12028. | pawitz (pawitzmu) | 85.26 | — | 2011-03-15 |
| 12029. | Minh (mn99) | 85.26 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 12030. | CrazyNeighbor (5qcheng007) | 85.25 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |