The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26000. | Zhandos (zhandos) | 62.24 | 91% | 2015-10-23 |
| 26001. | Shubhang (vermashubhang) | 62.24 | 94% | 2013-08-02 |
| 26002. | Exploit (exploit) | 62.24 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 26003. | Amuck (amuckrunner) | 62.23 | 96.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 26004. | Jerry (moon_pork98) | 62.23 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 26005. | Oliwier (olix04) | 62.23 | 95% | 2021-08-16 |
| 26006. | TJ (tjheinzo) | 62.23 | 95% | 2017-09-12 |
| 26007. | Thành (thanhkaka) | 62.23 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 26008. | Heckel (heckel) | 62.23 | 92% | 2015-04-01 |
| 26009. | Gerro (gheeyoo) | 62.22 | 94.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 26010. | ~ (katana4teen) | 62.22 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 26011. | Hoang (sanh01) | 62.22 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 26012. | ELtwo (eltwo_rdy) | 62.22 | 98% | 2015-07-04 |
| 26013. | Roy (roysten) | 62.22 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 26014. | Hinsky (hinsky) | 62.22 | 93% | 2013-04-13 |
| 26015. | Varduhi (varduhi) | 62.22 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 26016. | Su (su272727) | 62.21 | 96% | 2023-06-18 |
| 26017. | Musfiqur (mushi00) | 62.21 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
| 26018. | Ae (aezharhu) | 62.21 | 95% | 2020-04-26 |
| 26019. | Nit (vikram24) | 62.21 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 26020. | Sean (despondentserif) | 62.21 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 26021. | ad (ad12) | 62.21 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 26022. | FStan (1024514) | 62.21 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
| 26023. | RYU (ryuf) | 62.21 | 92% | 2012-09-14 |
| 26024. | hasretim (hasretim) | 62.21 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 26025. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 62.21 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 26026. | Matthew (noviv) | 62.20 | 91% | 2014-04-13 |
| 26027. | Gunnar (rs_gunny) | 62.20 | 87% | 2016-01-22 |
| 26028. | Shlomo (ystwerski) | 62.20 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 26029. | Jason (mortonlam) | 62.20 | 97% | 2011-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |