Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24575. | (carlo12) | 61.07 | 96% | 2014-06-23 |
| 24576. | Jeroen (macbreq) | 61.07 | 93% | 2012-05-14 |
| 24577. | (aeyuak) | 61.07 | 94.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 24578. | (hmuendel) | 61.07 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 24579. | (red_xiii) | 61.07 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 24580. | (meatboyed) | 61.07 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 24581. | (anandzzz1973) | 61.07 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 24582. | (lightning_mcq) | 61.07 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 24583. | (elephanttay) | 61.07 | 97.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 24584. | (welfegor) | 61.07 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 24585. | (money_jones) | 61.06 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 24586. | (boltail3) | 61.06 | 96% | 2014-10-26 |
| 24587. | (insence8) | 61.06 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
| 24588. | (csaddict) | 61.06 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 24589. | (the_sesquipedalienist) | 61.06 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 24590. | clerinng (clerinng) | 61.06 | 95.6% | 2023-07-25 |
| 24591. | (nomenestomen) | 61.05 | 94% | 2015-02-06 |
| 24592. | (kalasbralla) | 61.05 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 24593. | Ashu (ashucool) | 61.05 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 24594. | ... (ihavenoideawhattomakem... | 61.05 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 24595. | (vikiet1456) | 61.05 | 98% | 2021-11-09 |
| 24596. | bepocaramellone (bepocarame... | 61.05 | 95% | 2023-03-30 |
| 24597. | (spanishkitty) | 61.05 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 24598. | (benjamin_96) | 61.05 | 99% | 2023-01-26 |
| 24599. | (bugattiveyronsk) | 61.04 | 92% | 2013-02-24 |
| 24600. | Mojahid (miahm) | 61.04 | 97% | 2014-08-28 |
| 24601. | (mehname_jeff) | 61.04 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 24602. | (ayomah) | 61.04 | 96% | 2022-08-21 |
| 24603. | (hoelander) | 61.04 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| 24604. | (chrismissjoy) | 61.04 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |