So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32923. | Sebastian (sebastigan) | 47.28 | 84% | 2013-12-22 |
| 32924. | Bilal (bilalfr) | 47.28 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 32925. | Andrei (zzzoxygenzzz) | 47.28 | 94% | 2020-02-05 |
| 32926. | shinto (shintocv) | 47.28 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 32927. | q4say (q4say) | 47.28 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 32928. | Ein (einkokelhahn) | 47.28 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
| 32929. | Văn Thái (zeroenergy65) | 47.28 | 90% | 2014-09-18 |
| 32930. | Chau (zaracastle) | 47.28 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 32931. | Amrit (amrit21894) | 47.28 | 89% | 2012-09-14 |
| 32932. | Tanishq (lovely_singh) | 47.27 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 32933. | L (laumann) | 47.27 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 32934. | Anthony (teamxbladez) | 47.27 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 32935. | wolfy (micky3016) | 47.27 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 32936. | Seya (kisg) | 47.27 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
| 32937. | Jackie (jherrlin) | 47.27 | 95% | 2012-04-27 |
| 32938. | Annette (ahhooah) | 47.27 | 95% | 2015-05-23 |
| 32939. | Napat (omakaze) | 47.26 | 93% | 2021-09-03 |
| 32940. | Tony (platinum_doge) | 47.26 | 95% | 2020-02-05 |
| 32941. | Abdi (bravenoob) | 47.26 | 93% | 2021-03-07 |
| 32942. | parsa (parsa_ktz) | 47.26 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 32943. | Quoc Trung (iamme7) | 47.26 | — | 2009-04-11 |
| 32944. | Jordan (thedistraction) | 47.26 | 92% | 2018-05-09 |
| 32945. | Igi (igipeja) | 47.26 | 87% | 2013-11-01 |
| 32946. | vikas (vikasw) | 47.26 | 91% | 2014-11-29 |
| 32947. | James (herbalremedies) | 47.26 | 89% | 2015-10-06 |
| 32948. | Vuong (alamin) | 47.26 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 32949. | Vincent (vincexodus) | 47.25 | 92% | 2021-11-05 |
| 32950. | mayank (mjrockr) | 47.25 | 94% | 2013-09-16 |
| 32951. | Adam (adamcarlambo) | 47.25 | 92% | 2013-06-03 |
| 32952. | Blade_s0567 (mar_s) | 47.24 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |