And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33653. | Guest (ap12) | 55.98 | 93% | 2012-03-01 |
| 33654. | Marry (try28476) | 55.98 | 92% | 2013-11-28 |
| 33655. | Michael (mickay) | 55.98 | 88% | 2013-06-10 |
| 33656. | Owlfire (owlfire) | 55.97 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| 33657. | Maj (breddycz) | 55.97 | 95% | 2016-12-26 |
| 33658. | Askhat (askhat) | 55.97 | 93% | 2015-05-21 |
| 33659. | surya (suryateja) | 55.97 | 97% | 2012-08-14 |
| 33660. | Brandon (dvorak_scrub) | 55.97 | 93% | 2015-07-26 |
| 33661. | Saeed (saeid_71) | 55.97 | 94% | 2014-05-18 |
| 33662. | azken (ahmfekerz) | 55.97 | 91% | 2016-09-02 |
| 33663. | Yunior (yunior) | 55.97 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 33664. | shelby (shel) | 55.97 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 33665. | graeme (donaldson906) | 55.97 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 33666. | wallofeyes_ (mrnusk23) | 55.96 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 33667. | Keczup (keczupke) | 55.96 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 33668. | Paul (ozflyer) | 55.96 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 33669. | Rahim (rahim_khan) | 55.95 | 95% | 2023-05-23 |
| 33670. | Capt'n (captainkenway) | 55.95 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
| 33671. | Sung (sung321) | 55.95 | 96% | 2018-06-16 |
| 33672. | vikas (vikas17) | 55.95 | 90% | 2012-12-09 |
| 33673. | Dick (rock51) | 55.95 | 93% | 2016-10-29 |
| 33674. | MrCreep (mrcreep_dvorak) | 55.94 | 95% | 2022-08-19 |
| 33675. | Elizabeth (smurf123) | 55.94 | 97% | 2012-08-29 |
| 33676. | Limon (mhlimon) | 55.93 | 98% | 2019-10-26 |
| 33677. | Do (zeroooo) | 55.93 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 33678. | Narasimhan (vsn2011) | 55.93 | 93% | 2011-08-18 |
| 33679. | Ben (beningram) | 55.92 | 95% | 2022-04-14 |
| 33680. | Kuan (frankuanhsi) | 55.92 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 33681. | Rose (16rxsanjuan08) | 55.92 | 93% | 2012-03-08 |
| 33682. | pain (siput) | 55.92 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |