I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2125. | Draco25 (draco25) | 88.75 | 96% | 2025-06-23 |
| 2126. | Used Notebook (invis_lurker) | 88.75 | 96% | 2025-03-01 |
| 2127. | Cedrick (ceddyj) | 88.74 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 2128. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 88.73 | 94.7% | 2024-09-20 |
| 2129. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 88.73 | 98.8% | 2024-06-16 |
| 2130. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 88.73 | 94.6% | 2024-04-30 |
| 2131. | tiraha (tiraha) | 88.73 | 97% | 2026-03-17 |
| 2132. | x (x8x8) | 88.72 | 96% | 2025-08-29 |
| 2133. | Michael (val_slow) | 88.72 | 97.8% | 2024-10-07 |
| 2134. | k (mc0sta) | 88.71 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 2135. | Rav (impaledbison) | 88.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2136. | tstats[chikster999] (chikst... | 88.67 | 97.7% | 2024-02-27 |
| 2137. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 88.63 | 96.3% | 2024-05-14 |
| 2138. | tstats[mm_food] (mm_food) | 88.62 | 96.3% | 2024-04-19 |
| 2139. | Sohei (sohei) | 88.60 | 95.9% | 2023-06-23 |
| 2140. | Philius (phi1ius) | 88.59 | 95.2% | 2025-03-21 |
| 2141. | Moon (albertasdude) | 88.58 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2142. | victoria (victypesandstuff) | 88.58 | 96% | 2024-01-16 |
| 2143. | palestine will be free (ell... | 88.56 | 97.2% | 2024-10-23 |
| 2144. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 88.56 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 2145. | Matt (buckayow) | 88.54 | 95.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2146. | Osaji (osajisaji) | 88.52 | 97% | 2025-10-20 |
| 2147. | Emily (emklof92) | 88.52 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 2148. | Rishi (rishipoonia) | 88.49 | 97% | 2025-05-26 |
| 2149. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 88.46 | 95.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 2150. | Wali (captorcarbon) | 88.42 | 97.4% | 2023-09-22 |
| 2151. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 88.40 | 97.1% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2152. | Dak (dokato) | 88.40 | 98.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2153. | Akribane (aaakribane131) | 88.40 | 96.1% | 2023-08-29 |
| 2154. | Feiran (taofifi11) | 88.38 | 97% | 2023-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |