The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25994. | sindri (sindriz) | 62.40 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
| 25995. | ninnroot (cryogenesis) | 62.40 | 94.2% | 2023-08-22 |
| 25996. | Ar (azzztec) | 62.40 | 88% | 2016-07-22 |
| 25997. | Gagan Deep (slim0123) | 62.40 | 95% | 2013-02-03 |
| 25998. | Bikram (bikramthapa) | 62.40 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
| 25999. | Serafina (fificreamm) | 62.39 | 98% | 2022-08-30 |
| 26000. | Jo Reynold (joreynold182) | 62.39 | 93% | 2015-08-20 |
| 26001. | su (su_jin_cheng) | 62.39 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 26002. | MinIcArdI (minicardi) | 62.39 | 95% | 2014-01-11 |
| 26003. | Tanel (shizugoat) | 62.39 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 26004. | Andrei (ab_racer) | 62.39 | 92% | 2014-10-19 |
| 26005. | Daniel (dxnielchoo) | 62.38 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 26006. | Rei (rei2000) | 62.38 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 26007. | rahul (rahul_12) | 62.38 | 97% | 2023-09-15 |
| 26008. | Guang (bestwillcui) | 62.38 | 94% | 2012-09-26 |
| 26009. | headaches (headaches) | 62.38 | 96% | 2012-04-12 |
| 26010. | swim (swammmy) | 62.37 | 94% | 2020-09-17 |
| 26011. | Finger Bang (beginner1) | 62.37 | 97% | 2022-01-28 |
| 26012. | xedrac_workman (xedrac_work... | 62.37 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 26013. | Tommy (richtomfo) | 62.37 | 95% | 2017-05-11 |
| 26014. | Joe (joesffseoj) | 62.37 | 96% | 2011-07-27 |
| 26015. | Vic (vicmackey) | 62.37 | 95% | 2011-08-02 |
| 26016. | Sandakan Boyz (cnix) | 62.37 | 85% | 2013-02-17 |
| 26017. | Fahron (fahron) | 62.36 | 88% | 2014-12-31 |
| 26018. | Evanovache (evanovache) | 62.36 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 26019. | trip (triphereon) | 62.36 | 92% | 2015-05-09 |
| 26020. | Joshua (joshua172) | 62.36 | 89% | 2016-12-12 |
| 26021. | Eric (ericj48) | 62.36 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 26022. | Ahead (ahadwhat) | 62.36 | 95.2% | 2021-03-01 |
| 26023. | Ybrael (ybrael) | 62.36 | 96% | 2016-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |