So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22484. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 64.58 | 94% | 2021-08-29 |
| 22485. | Shukhrat (shux121995) | 64.58 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 22486. | Jimmy (akaike) | 64.58 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 22487. | Hari (magarhari088) | 64.58 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
| 22488. | dan (dan88) | 64.58 | 86% | 2013-03-12 |
| 22489. | Sandeep (sand_yin) | 64.58 | 92% | 2013-05-17 |
| 22490. | bc414 (bc414) | 64.58 | 96% | 2015-12-21 |
| 22491. | Kebab (cpt_price) | 64.57 | 93% | 2016-08-08 |
| 22492. | Marek (mxrkz) | 64.57 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 22493. | omar (nightkappa73) | 64.57 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 22494. | UniqueVaju (uniquevaju) | 64.57 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 22495. | Ashish (obnox33) | 64.57 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 22496. | Ukrainian (iamarab) | 64.57 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 22497. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 64.57 | 94% | 2017-10-05 |
| 22498. | Maggie (maggie.spence@sbcgl... | 64.57 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 22499. | Remington (lordarchangel) | 64.57 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 22500. | andres (rigged22) | 64.56 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 22501. | tom (feelthewrath) | 64.56 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 22502. | Adrian (adrian4k_) | 64.56 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 22503. | BeepBeep (corsairshadow) | 64.56 | 96% | 2016-09-13 |
| 22504. | Vic (vicmackey) | 64.56 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 22505. | Jay (jayderby) | 64.56 | 94% | 2015-01-10 |
| 22506. | panda (eight8ate) | 64.55 | 92% | 2016-09-15 |
| 22507. | tstats[hvz07] (hvz07) | 64.55 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 22508. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 64.55 | 98% | 2017-08-13 |
| 22509. | Vicky (smartyviky) | 64.55 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 22510. | Liny (veronasie) | 64.55 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 22511. | Nhat (chipmode) | 64.55 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 22512. | RIP Byron (superfrik) | 64.55 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
| 22513. | nan (nandhubal) | 64.55 | 97% | 2012-01-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |