The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29482. | ♛ God King ☬ (apex_phar... | 54.91 | 88% | 2015-02-16 |
| 29483. | Nova (supernovax4) | 54.90 | 93% | 2014-01-14 |
| 29484. | Bjklue (bjklue) | 54.89 | 97% | 2014-10-29 |
| 29485. | IM (iamatschoolrn) | 54.89 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 29486. | diana (jokonda) | 54.89 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 29487. | DOGE (doge111) | 54.88 | 94.6% | 2023-10-10 |
| 29488. | Bryan (stolerzz) | 54.88 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
| 29489. | Vinu (vinudominic) | 54.87 | 94% | 2012-02-11 |
| 29490. | Dogshit (assfresser) | 54.87 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 29491. | Phú (universestartheky22) | 54.87 | 96% | 2016-09-23 |
| 29492. | James (jugglingking) | 54.87 | 90% | 2011-10-25 |
| 29493. | Ty (quachgiaty) | 54.87 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 29494. | Mehrshad (mehr74) | 54.87 | 94% | 2014-12-28 |
| 29495. | Jinaakko (jinaakko) | 54.86 | — | 2009-09-09 |
| 29496. | jake (jaketal) | 54.86 | 94% | 2021-04-21 |
| 29497. | Sean (sean802) | 54.86 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 29498. | Ethan (zshooter0077) | 54.85 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 29499. | vicky (vickyy) | 54.85 | — | 2010-07-02 |
| 29500. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 54.84 | 96% | 2021-09-22 |
| 29501. | VietCommie (vietcommie) | 54.84 | 97% | 2017-02-28 |
| 29502. | Yash (kumar02) | 54.83 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| 29503. | Ben (typeracer11111) | 54.83 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 29504. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 54.82 | 95% | 2018-02-24 |
| 29505. | Electro113 (electro113) | 54.82 | 93% | 2017-07-27 |
| 29506. | john (johnearth) | 54.82 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 29507. | Rafael (milkshakey) | 54.82 | 82% | 2014-05-02 |
| 29508. | Logan (vorbak) | 54.81 | 86% | 2016-05-30 |
| 29509. | Talgat (take88) | 54.81 | 90% | 2016-01-25 |
| 29510. | Drake (techboy81) | 54.81 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 29511. | Chibuike (chibex276) | 54.80 | 95% | 2018-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |