The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22799. | Joy (joy_1) | 67.45 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
| 22800. | Mandy (mandeep7) | 67.45 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 22801. | Simon (simonjeboy) | 67.45 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 22802. | Caleb (hoosierboy) | 67.45 | 91% | 2013-02-28 |
| 22803. | Vivek (vivthang) | 67.45 | 95% | 2014-10-14 |
| 22804. | Sydletsky (slayerseventh) | 67.45 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 22805. | celica (celica) | 67.45 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
| 22806. | Claudia (heartbreakinglyawk... | 67.44 | 96% | 2012-01-05 |
| 22807. | Trey (thawk711) | 67.44 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 22808. | Chris (xilteen) | 67.44 | 94% | 2021-07-02 |
| 22809. | Nidhal (yagamee) | 67.44 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 22810. | Cameron (yungjoon) | 67.44 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 22811. | nut (nuttastic) | 67.44 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 22812. | Jeremy (jmetzger55) | 67.44 | 91% | 2016-08-20 |
| 22813. | janet (jmclean) | 67.44 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 22814. | yu (jayu94) | 67.44 | 94% | 2013-07-10 |
| 22815. | David (dessyreqt) | 67.43 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 22816. | Kusahgra (kushagra813) | 67.43 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 22817. | Mohammed (mohammed55555) | 67.43 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 22818. | Taira (alandeilango) | 67.43 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 22819. | Jinghan (starberry108) | 67.43 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 22820. | vicky (vickyliu) | 67.43 | 96% | 2014-07-14 |
| 22821. | chris (lrdx) | 67.43 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 22822. | Kellie (kellie304) | 67.43 | 94% | 2011-06-15 |
| 22823. | Eli (incarnis1) | 67.42 | 98% | 2020-02-09 |
| 22824. | Bidou (bidou) | 67.42 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 22825. | itsxyz (itsxyz) | 67.42 | 92% | 2015-12-14 |
| 22826. | Kebbi (kebbi) | 67.42 | 96% | 2012-06-26 |
| 22827. | R4v1 (mirasravi) | 67.42 | 90% | 2011-07-31 |
| 22828. | Akshat (akshatpatel) | 67.42 | 93% | 2014-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |