The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23773. | Dhruv (loneninja__) | 66.11 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 23774. | Frxntize (frxntize) | 66.11 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 23775. | Andre (anerdmermaid) | 66.11 | 97% | 2013-08-30 |
| 23776. | Supernova (binayakch90) | 66.11 | 95% | 2016-10-20 |
| 23777. | Reny (le_renyy) | 66.11 | 95% | 2016-09-07 |
| 23778. | baxis (baxis) | 66.11 | 93% | 2015-03-05 |
| 23779. | Jake (wavegamble) | 66.11 | 95% | 2016-02-01 |
| 23780. | Michael (michaeljmuller) | 66.10 | 97% | 2017-08-24 |
| 23781. | invader (megawutt) | 66.10 | 97.2% | 2023-09-30 |
| 23782. | panda (curtain4774) | 66.10 | 96% | 2019-06-08 |
| 23783. | carl angelo (ayrosochang) | 66.10 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 23784. | Lachlean (lachlean) | 66.10 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 23785. | Alon (alon3704) | 66.10 | 95.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 23786. | Lukas (greeenway) | 66.10 | 96% | 2014-07-22 |
| 23787. | Dawid (jasonwhyareyou) | 66.10 | 92% | 2016-03-29 |
| 23788. | Oscar (oscarwu) | 66.10 | 96% | 2016-08-24 |
| 23789. | Smulca (vicker) | 66.09 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 23790. | Ridhuan (sungai_peria) | 66.09 | 99% | 2023-10-25 |
| 23791. | Silly (sillygeeses) | 66.09 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 23792. | Alex (_cynicalpanda) | 66.09 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 23793. | Neeraj (trust_mee) | 66.09 | 96% | 2014-07-31 |
| 23794. | vel (velsullano) | 66.09 | 94% | 2015-11-15 |
| 23795. | Kevin (despawned) | 66.09 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
| 23796. | CongChinh (rox_vn) | 66.09 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 23797. | Duclos (duclos) | 66.09 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 23798. | Dennis (dentr521) | 66.08 | 89% | 2015-01-30 |
| 23799. | Trae (traeb1999) | 66.08 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 23800. | Simon (evidentoxymoron) | 66.08 | 95.9% | 2021-02-02 |
| 23801. | Shehbaz Khan (shehbaz) | 66.08 | 96% | 2015-08-17 |
| 23802. | â™ Homer (pimpelkram) | 66.08 | 95% | 2014-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |