And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11590. | Andreas (shadowtree) | 94.41 | 98% | 2019-01-19 |
| 11591. | fingers hurt (cxyym) | 94.41 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 11592. | Brandon (deathdealer4) | 94.41 | 94% | 2014-11-08 |
| 11593. | Simon (zenex) | 94.41 | 98% | 2012-03-02 |
| 11594. | yurk (yurk) | 94.40 | 96% | 2013-07-01 |
| 11595. | forceps (forceps) | 94.40 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 11596. | Naman (naman1601) | 94.40 | 96% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11597. | pintoa (pintoa) | 94.40 | 98% | 2021-11-02 |
| 11598. | asdasd (snufseren) | 94.40 | 96% | 2016-02-07 |
| 11599. | VinceFX (vincefx) | 94.40 | 97% | 2016-06-17 |
| 11600. | Yuri (raptorx233) | 94.40 | — | 2009-01-07 |
| 11601. | Hayawardh (hayawardh) | 94.39 | — | 2008-09-02 |
| 11602. | Bao (hoaibao_doo) | 94.39 | 97% | 2013-12-11 |
| 11603. | Robin (topracer) | 94.39 | 92% | 2014-03-19 |
| 11604. | Rheannon (snickers10) | 94.39 | 95% | 2015-04-26 |
| 11605. | Lemuel (lemuelinchrist) | 94.39 | 95% | 2012-09-24 |
| 11606. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 94.38 | 98.3% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11607. | Nicholas (st0p) | 94.38 | 98% | 2020-10-19 |
| 11608. | Prum (1sreng) | 94.38 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 11609. | vicarious (vicarious) | 94.38 | 94% | 2013-12-30 |
| 11610. | Char (char_meleon) | 94.38 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 11611. | Bamboo (bkanyuck) | 94.38 | 95% | 2015-04-29 |
| 11612. | cynthya (cynthya) | 94.38 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 11613. | JJ (jjmatiasmail) | 94.38 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 11614. | Michael (additive) | 94.38 | 89% | 2013-06-22 |
| 11615. | And (andzer0) | 94.37 | 97.1% | 2023-09-16 |
| 11616. | j (jbooster) | 94.37 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 11617. | Markus (mkh90) | 94.37 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 11618. | Camille (camicuti97) | 94.37 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 11619. | rockefel (rockefel) | 94.37 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |