So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7226. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 92.41 | 96.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 7227. | หมูบิน (moobin2) | 92.41 | — | 2010-01-18 |
| 7228. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 92.40 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 7229. | Ryan (ryanu) | 92.40 | 89% | 2015-08-23 |
| 7230. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 92.40 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 7231. | Min Pro (nimcole) | 92.40 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 7232. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 92.39 | 98.5% | 2023-10-22 |
| 7233. | Jeremy (harrack) | 92.39 | 92% | 2016-01-13 |
| 7234. | Philipp (buggybrain) | 92.39 | 94% | 2011-07-20 |
| 7235. | j (luxlunae) | 92.38 | 97% | 2016-01-15 |
| 7236. | Zach (therealzachsmith) | 92.38 | 97% | 2016-11-16 |
| 7237. | Logan (vanlo) | 92.38 | 96% | 2013-01-31 |
| 7238. | Renny (cosmic) | 92.38 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 7239. | nil (nilmoe) | 92.37 | 89% | 2014-11-05 |
| 7240. | Shonade (mr_overclocked) | 92.37 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 7241. | Ismail (aismail90) | 92.37 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 7242. | Connor (fmcat) | 92.36 | 92% | 2014-08-14 |
| 7243. | Vibha (vibhap) | 92.36 | 94% | 2015-08-30 |
| 7244. | RRKyu (rrkyu) | 92.36 | 99% | 2022-09-21 |
| 7245. | tacobot (apcarrab) | 92.36 | 98% | 2017-01-02 |
| 7246. | NU (nusensei) | 92.35 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 7247. | Jon (jonstheracer) | 92.35 | 93% | 2015-03-23 |
| 7248. | arivappa (leave_me_here) | 92.35 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 7249. | FaceSittingPeyton (facesitt... | 92.35 | 91% | 2015-12-16 |
| 7250. | Marymoon (marymoon) | 92.35 | 95% | 2011-09-01 |
| 7251. | Desi (desimunda) | 92.35 | 94% | 2016-05-19 |
| 7252. | kym (kym2006) | 92.34 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 7253. | Ted [Dvorak] (tedm) | 92.34 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 7254. | Lulu (lulxiao) | 92.33 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 7255. | 失败者 (palmtreeeee) | 92.33 | 97% | 2023-04-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |