See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9115. | Pisstole (pisstol) | 83.39 | 97% | 2023-12-09 |
| 9116. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 83.39 | 99% | 2022-07-23 |
| 9117. | Brandon (aceryeung) | 83.39 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 9118. | Sagii (sagiii) | 83.39 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9119. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 83.39 | 95% | 2020-09-02 |
| 9120. | Parin (binbinuser) | 83.38 | 93.4% | 2024-02-11 |
| 9121. | pissnugget (pissnugget) | 83.38 | 98% | 2023-08-24 |
| 9122. | Charles (dubman1) | 83.37 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9123. | 𝙣_𝙞_𝙩_𝙧_𝙤 (r... | 83.37 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 9124. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 83.36 | 98.2% | 2025-04-29 |
| 9125. | hami (hami05) | 83.36 | 94.2% | 2024-05-09 |
| 9126. | odezzki (odezzki) | 83.36 | 99.2% | 2023-11-21 |
| 9127. | Nolan (dschlong) | 83.36 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 9128. | Wang (black_life941) | 83.36 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 9129. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 83.35 | 96.8% | 2023-07-17 |
| 9130. | Jasper (jaszhang18) | 83.35 | 96% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9131. | Lucian (vibesx) | 83.34 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 9132. | tstats[tomek1337] (tomek1337) | 83.34 | 98.9% | 2023-12-09 |
| 9133. | vrungelb (vrungelb) | 83.34 | 100% | 2023-08-25 |
| 9134. | nishafd (nishafd) | 83.33 | 96% | 2025-01-22 |
| 9135. | ChilliGaming42 (chilligaming) | 83.33 | 95.3% | 2024-06-21 |
| 9136. | Nanar (nanarboursal) | 83.33 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9137. | Aishun (aishunkid) | 83.32 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9138. | dan (btdan) | 83.32 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 9139. | YJ (yjcheah) | 83.31 | 96% | 2020-10-04 |
| 9140. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 83.31 | 99.2% | 2024-01-26 |
| 9141. | James (kingbob192) | 83.31 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9142. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 83.30 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 9143. | flyingfox (flyfoxing) | 83.30 | 96.9% | 2023-10-11 |
| 9144. | (wordish) | 83.30 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |