The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26979. | Vanessa (van_van) | 60.72 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 26980. | Mithral (mithral) | 60.72 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 26981. | Saurabh (saurabh_bhan) | 60.72 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 26982. | Anoop (anoop_programmer) | 60.72 | — | 2009-09-16 |
| 26983. | anif (slow_pianist) | 60.71 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 26984. | Joseph Gabriel (thespellbin... | 60.71 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 26985. | Khalid (khalid_no0r) | 60.71 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 26986. | HasadBoii (hasadboii) | 60.71 | 95% | 2022-01-12 |
| 26987. | Ceramic (caleb_2000) | 60.71 | 94% | 2020-03-10 |
| 26988. | Mapko (buffi) | 60.71 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 26989. | Cora (tigercobra) | 60.71 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| 26990. | shau (shauwei_0510) | 60.70 | 95% | 2021-09-21 |
| 26991. | s (divineai) | 60.70 | 95.1% | 2023-07-13 |
| 26992. | Zhandos (zhandos_n_) | 60.70 | 94.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 26993. | Irine (mapleandapple) | 60.70 | 96% | 2016-01-04 |
| 26994. | Wanda (upquark) | 60.70 | 96% | 2012-12-18 |
| 26995. | sn (gunshp) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 26996. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 60.69 | 89% | 2016-10-05 |
| 26997. | Emmanuel (i_emmanuel) | 60.69 | 92% | 2015-08-03 |
| 26998. | Prabowo (sangprabo) | 60.69 | — | 2009-01-24 |
| 26999. | easing (easingz) | 60.69 | 89% | 2016-10-24 |
| 27000. | Peder (xyants) | 60.69 | 92% | 2014-08-26 |
| 27001. | caH4ek (veryaverage) | 60.69 | — | 2010-08-23 |
| 27002. | Tamil (tamil2915) | 60.68 | 93% | 2016-10-07 |
| 27003. | St (amirey) | 60.68 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 27004. | MR_MAN (meoden) | 60.68 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 27005. | Ng (lookol) | 60.68 | 88% | 2016-11-29 |
| 27006. | Davis (davis1) | 60.68 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 27007. | Apperception (apperception) | 60.68 | 93% | 2011-08-26 |
| 27008. | Marc (racist_typist69) | 60.67 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |