Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1981. | Salmonax (salmonax) | 121.87 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1982. | Mason (unelevate) | 121.85 | 100% | 2022-10-06 |
| 1983. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 121.85 | 96.7% | 2024-11-08 |
| 1984. | name (anson001) | 121.84 | 99% | 2022-04-03 |
| 1985. | .slowtyper (ralphwinson) | 121.82 | 98% | 2024-01-08 |
| 1986. | Bend (rackoncrack) | 121.82 | 98.7% | 2024-08-02 |
| 1987. | Flash (flashfighters) | 121.80 | 99% | 2022-08-29 |
| 1988. | Goat (goatjohnson) | 121.80 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 1989. | j (jbooster) | 121.80 | 100% | 2021-04-29 |
| 1990. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 121.80 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
| 1991. | zies. (tyzies) | 121.79 | 99% | 2022-12-21 |
| 1992. | Winson (wwang038) | 121.79 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 1993. | David (dtphorealzdawg) | 121.77 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 1994. | localingo.ai (teodorrd27) | 121.77 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 1995. | pawncheaux (pawncheaux) | 121.76 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 1996. | Keith (jadeyes) | 121.75 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1997. | Issac (vertical820) | 121.72 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1998. | Kai (gigadelic) | 121.70 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 1999. | Kai (kkai8) | 121.70 | 99.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 2000. | Plinkiplonk (plinkiplonk) | 121.68 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 2001. | Sonmi-451 (shellyshells) | 121.68 | 97.3% | 2024-06-11 |
| 2002. | not (hayso) | 121.68 | 100% | 2022-08-04 |
| 2003. | hwalters360 (hwalters360) | 121.67 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 2004. | BE4ST (jb2k1) | 121.66 | 100% | 2020-12-24 |
| 2005. | Etienne (etiennewaldron) | 121.66 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 2006. | Jayvin Wu (fbijayvin) | 121.65 | 98% | 2025-07-29 |
| 2007. | kyletsetse (kyletsetse) | 121.65 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 2008. | how? (haotingz) | 121.65 | 99.5% | 2024-07-15 |
| 2009. | sam (samchez) | 121.63 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 2010. | Shivam (_mangla) | 121.61 | 99.5% | 2024-04-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |