I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11210. | Nik (iiirxs) | 83.37 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11211. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 83.37 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 11212. | Julio (cthesalad) | 83.36 | 92% | 2016-09-02 |
| 11213. | nilb (nilb) | 83.36 | 99.2% | 2023-07-01 |
| 11214. | Akshat (akshatsingh1_) | 83.35 | 97.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 11215. | cig (cigtype) | 83.35 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 11216. | Baraa (the_legend_b) | 83.35 | 97% | 2016-05-09 |
| 11217. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 83.35 | 98% | 2020-11-30 |
| 11218. | JP (jpuppey) | 83.35 | 97% | 2018-06-16 |
| 11219. | Quang (max2611) | 83.34 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11220. | Shaniqua (bigdog10) | 83.34 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
| 11221. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 83.34 | 97% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11222. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 83.34 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 11223. | PikaPower (pikapower) | 83.34 | 97% | 2019-05-06 |
| 11224. | sunil (udpsunil) | 83.34 | 97% | 2016-10-14 |
| 11225. | sojucider (sojucider) | 83.34 | 95% | 2017-04-18 |
| 11226. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 83.33 | 95.2% | 2023-07-28 |
| 11227. | Justin (jay_eh) | 83.33 | 94% | 2016-06-04 |
| 11228. | Bree (blee6) | 83.33 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 11229. | Ma (thyassasin98) | 83.33 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 11230. | Young (youngson) | 83.33 | 94% | 2016-12-16 |
| 11231. | Isaac (veritechx2) | 83.33 | 95% | 2016-01-16 |
| 11232. | uint32 (uint32) | 83.32 | 96% | 2025-01-20 |
| 11233. | Luis (chapibol) | 83.32 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 11234. | trace (tracevining) | 83.32 | 99% | 2015-11-20 |
| 11235. | Michael (mjhan95) | 83.32 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11236. | morbidly_obese_thanh (morbi... | 83.31 | 95.2% | 2024-08-19 |
| 11237. | Aszendent (aszendent) | 83.31 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 11238. | Blake (theengi321) | 83.31 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 11239. | G (benjaminstella) | 83.30 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |