As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14303. | Josep M (josepot) | 73.90 | 94% | 2015-05-13 |
| 14304. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 73.89 | 96% | 2025-06-05 |
| 14305. | Leong (iamahleong) | 73.89 | 92% | 2016-10-27 |
| 14306. | Zack (zack_mitkin) | 73.89 | 96% | 2019-09-06 |
| 14307. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 73.89 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
| 14308. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 73.89 | 98% | 2021-06-17 |
| 14309. | George (grgp) | 73.89 | 90% | 2016-04-19 |
| 14310. | Evan (evanger) | 73.89 | 94% | 2019-12-02 |
| 14311. | Naru (solvereign) | 73.88 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
| 14312. | Adam (brownhulk) | 73.88 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 14313. | Timothy (chuzzz) | 73.88 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 14314. | Brandon (bradenpatoni) | 73.88 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 14315. | Alex (rxndom) | 73.87 | 94% | 2023-04-09 |
| 14316. | Jimmy (jx297) | 73.87 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 14317. | Daniel (chiknugg) | 73.87 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
| 14318. | Moe (mkjay0) | 73.87 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 14319. | Ver1tasM (veritasm) | 73.86 | 95.2% | 2024-07-24 |
| 14320. | Serial (serial_typer) | 73.86 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 14321. | iwqya (iwqya) | 73.86 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 14322. | Tim (thekwa) | 73.86 | 96% | 2022-05-17 |
| 14323. | help (fodlet) | 73.86 | 97.3% | 2021-02-23 |
| 14324. | Tianyi (fygogogo) | 73.86 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
| 14325. | Jack (jacknc) | 73.86 | 91% | 2016-01-26 |
| 14326. | king (thermaltyper) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-09-04 |
| 14327. | Marek (maruszyn) | 73.85 | 89% | 2016-01-26 |
| 14328. | Jio (turtletypist97) | 73.85 | 94% | 2016-05-14 |
| 14329. | Susan (susantang) | 73.84 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 14330. | Nerx (rshield) | 73.84 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 14331. | burger (jill1522) | 73.84 | 91% | 2016-06-03 |
| 14332. | Tristan (pizzy56) | 73.84 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |