I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16231. | Cold Hands (dies_irae) | 70.35 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 16232. | Desk (desktopped) | 70.34 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 16233. | Bartacus (bartacus) | 70.34 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 16234. | G R E E D (axceeel) | 70.34 | 90% | 2017-05-01 |
| 16235. | Sophia (sophia_sickler) | 70.33 | 96% | 2021-12-03 |
| 16236. | Kedishi (kedishi) | 70.33 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 16237. | Tommy (tcinca173821) | 70.32 | 95% | 2025-06-05 |
| 16238. | zenono (zenono) | 70.32 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 16239. | OCD (ocdonedid) | 70.32 | 95% | 2023-08-08 |
| 16240. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 70.32 | 95% | 2017-07-14 |
| 16241. | Alec (crazyhairaz) | 70.31 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 16242. | Anshul (anshul_khangar) | 70.31 | 97% | 2026-05-05 |
| 16243. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 70.31 | 95% | 2021-03-03 |
| 16244. | Hao (codh) | 70.31 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 16245. | Ruben752 (ruben752) | 70.30 | 96.2% | 2023-09-30 |
| 16246. | yan (shocker142) | 70.30 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
| 16247. | Brenden (embracesc2) | 70.29 | 99% | 2022-02-08 |
| 16248. | han (han_) | 70.29 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 16249. | John (veption) | 70.29 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 16250. | Henry (henry905) | 70.28 | 96% | 2023-08-11 |
| 16251. | Driew (driew) | 70.27 | 96.1% | 2021-03-01 |
| 16252. | Deez (ace_4_9) | 70.27 | 93% | 2025-01-01 |
| 16253. | Faris (silverskied) | 70.27 | 95% | 2021-09-25 |
| 16254. | Bala (bala7621) | 70.26 | 96% | 2019-12-05 |
| 16255. | Nick (salt__) | 70.26 | 96% | 2023-08-08 |
| 16256. | Sam (brayingdonkey) | 70.25 | 96% | 2024-09-20 |
| 16257. | Ok Boomer (tortoiseturtle) | 70.25 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 16258. | Aidan (wokwokwok) | 70.25 | 89% | 2017-04-27 |
| 16259. | Naman (naman_vj) | 70.24 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 16260. | Franco (banco820) | 70.24 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |